Simple gf/bf stupid fight thing...

[Syn]

Rape her if she wants to fight.

And it's not rape if you don't stick it in the pooper.

Do it nice, do it right.

[Blackice]

If it's important enough, she'll initially be mad but she'll get over it and talk about whatever it was she needed to before if you're actually willing to still. I also don't think it was anyone's fault, but you should really take this as a lesson that when a girl gives you a time period it means multiply that by at least 5.

[Ikith]

This thing has turned into a huge fucking fight oh my god... I can't even describe it its so enormous. I would describe it but you would run into a wall of text so can anyone give me suggestions? Please I really need them!

[Mysterio]

Rape her if she wants to fight.

And it's not rape if you don't stick it in the pooper.

Do it nice, do it right.

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[Ryko]

This thing has turned into a huge fucking fight oh my god... I can't even describe it its so enormous. I would describe it but you would run into a wall of text so can anyone give me suggestions? Please I really need them!

"Bitch is you crazy?"

Nothing you say will make it better anyway,

[Ikith]

Thank fucking god its over!

[finale23]

Like men are so much better. >_>

of course we are better. women are men stripped of their rationality and accountability. i forgot who said it.

[BRP]

Send her back to Russia, where you bought her.

[Metah]

Rape her if she wants to fight.

And it's not rape if you don't stick it in the pooper.

Do it nice, do it right.

No, no, its not rape if you make her cum. Geez I thought everybody knew this.

[edgarfigaro]

Like men are so much better. >_>

of course we are better. women are men stripped of their rationality and accountability. i forgot who said it.

Jack Nickelson in As Good as it Gets with Helen Hunt about him being a OCD writer.

The line is this:

"How do you write women so well?", a female fan asks.

"I picture a man... then I take away reason and accountablity."

[Fhqwghads]

You sound like a woman. Wtf kinda guy gives a woman the "we need to talk" line? Stop wearing the g-string and lipstick and act like a man. If she's sitting on the couch playing games, there's already a problem because she's dominating the TV. Tell that chick to get off her ass and get in the kitchen or go clean something. Grab the remote and put it on boxing or football or some crap and tell her to get you a beer. If she gives you any shit, tell her to get the fuck outta your house.

Problem solved.

[Headspace]

Did she beat the game though?

[thestalkmore]

My girlfriend is incorrigible as well. The double standards just never end.....

[Ushallbeasgods]

We just let the women think they have us whipped. Every man knows who the real boss is... even if we don't always act like it :D

[Artful Dodger]

This thing has turned into a huge fucking fight oh my god... I can't even describe it its so enormous. I would describe it but you would run into a wall of text so can anyone give me suggestions? Please I really need them!

stop caring, you'd be amazed how easy relationships are when you remove feelings, and act logically. just dont care lol. think about it, how is this your fault that she took too long, try that shit at an airport, and you are looking for another flight.

2 things to always ask yourself - if she left you, what would you really miss(sex does not count), and 2nd, - if you told her how it is, where would she go?

[Ushallbeasgods]

Doesn't removing feelings from a relationship just make a couple into fuck buddies?

[Artful Dodger]

Doesn't removing feelings from a relationship just make a couple into fuck buddies?

removing feelings in the sense of determining how to react, b/c often its the wrong decision

[Huggo]

You sound like a woman. Wtf kinda guy gives a woman the "we need to talk" line? Stop wearing the g-string and lipstick and act like a man. If she's sitting on the couch playing games, there's already a problem because she's dominating the TV. Tell that chick to get off her ass and get in the kitchen or go clean something. Grab the remote and put it on boxing or football or some crap and tell her to get you a beer. If she gives you any shit, tell her to get the fuck outta your house.

Problem solved.

Us folks here at BG are the relationship experts. *nod*

[theo]

From the words of Michael Scott:

"Hug it out bitch."

Works like a charm.

[Lbelle]

You sound like a woman. Wtf kinda guy gives a woman the "we need to talk" line? Stop wearing the g-string and lipstick and act like a man. If she's sitting on the couch playing games, there's already a problem because she's dominating the TV. Tell that chick to get off her ass and get in the kitchen or go clean something. Grab the remote and put it on boxing or football or some crap and tell her to get you a beer. If she gives you any shit, tell her to get the fuck outta your house.

Problem solved.

Well honestly I was waiting for someone to say this on the first page, near the top...I'm almost flabbergasted it took this long.

Seriously though, it sounds like both you and your girlfriend are idiots, who the fuck fights over shit like this? A big fight over you falling asleep while she played games? Uhh. I can't even think of any way this could possibly be rationalized. She sounds stupid for getting mad in the first place, get a new girlfriend. Plenty of fish in the sea.