Simple gf/bf stupid fight thing...

[Kytele]

Most of you act as if the right thing to do is puff your chest and "be a man" and generally by a typical asshole and some go so far as to suggest physical intervention.

Yeah maybe... in your own little fantasy world in your head.

Do you really want to be known as someone who beats up chicks? That's kinda pussy to me imo. I think that to myself everytime I see someone say something like "punch her in the stomach and tell her to make you a fucking sandwhich". Do you want to go to jail for it and get pounded in the ass? I guess ya do. There's no reason to actually want to/should rape and/ or beat up your girlfriend over anything. At all.


http://www.masaladose.com/wp-content.../DarkSided.jpg

Unless you're this woman's husband. lolz

[netz]

I think most of the people suggesting that you actually punch her in the gut are being facetious. I think it's mostly a joke-reminder of what NOT to do in a relationship, despite there once being a time where asserting yourself physically on occasion (repeat offenders still earned the title of wife beater) was an acceptable behavior. Most guys know where they end up when they do that, so such "manliness" is kept squarely in our heads, and in threads such as this.

[Septimus]

Look out! Serious advice!

I think that you should take that as a sign of how much stock she puts into your relationship, dump her, and move on with your life. She said that she will be with you in two minutes, then shows up 20 minutes later and is angry that you fell asleep waiting for her to finish what she was doing shows that she lacks fundamental respect for you and your time.

[Ushallbeasgods]

Most of you act as if the right thing to do is puff your chest and "be a man" and generally by a typical asshole and some go so far as to suggest physical intervention.

Yeah maybe... in your own little fantasy world in your head.

Do you really want to be known as someone who beats up chicks? That's kinda pussy to me imo. I think that to myself everytime I see someone say something like "punch her in the stomach and tell her to make you a fucking sandwhich". Do you want to go to jail for it and get pounded in the ass? I guess ya do. There's no reason to actually want to/should rape and/ or beat up your girlfriend over anything. At all.


http://www.masaladose.com/wp-content.../DarkSided.jpg

Unless you're this woman's husband. lolz

Whoooooosh

[Stilgar]

blah blah blah

your avatar is hot.

[Fhqwghads]

It wasn't a "We need to talk" thing it was a I miss you and I want to talk to you thing. Big difference...

No.

There are only a few things a man ever needs to say to a woman:

- "Ow, no teeth."
- "Beer me."
- "When's dinner?"
- "Where are my socks/underwear/pants/keys/remote/etc.?"

[Heian]

Most of you act as if the right thing to do is puff your chest and "be a man" and generally by a typical asshole and some go so far as to suggest physical intervention.

Yeah maybe... in your own little fantasy world in your head.

Do you really want to be known as someone who beats up chicks? That's kinda pussy to me imo. I think that to myself everytime I see someone say something like "punch her in the stomach and tell her to make you a fucking sandwhich". Do you want to go to jail for it and get pounded in the ass? I guess ya do. There's no reason to actually want to/should rape and/ or beat up your girlfriend over anything. At all.


http://www.masaladose.com/wp-content.../DarkSided.jpg

Unless you're this woman's husband. lolz

Why would someone ever marry that in the first place? Oh and as much as most people joke about this stuff they would never do it.

[Jerseyprophet]

She's playing games with you bud. If it was so damn important she wouldve talked to you on the spot.

Thats the difference between men and women. If a guy has a problem with another guy, we call it out then and there. Women like to make you wait in line like you're outside the fuckin principles office.

Just get distant from her, and make her feel insecure that you need her or not.

She wants to play games, play em right back. Make her feel she's in jeopardy of losing you, and watch how fast she does anything to fix it.

If you really wanna get her attention say something discreet like "We havent seen your sister in a while, we should ask her to come over for dinner, I miss seeing her around". You'd be amazed what damage that sort of comment will make.

[Ushallbeasgods]

She's playing games with you bud. If it was so damn important she wouldve talked to you on the spot.

Thats the difference between men and women. If a guy has a problem with another guy, we call it out then and there. Women like to make you wait in line like you're outside the fuckin principles office.

Just get distant from her, and make her feel insecure that you need her or not.

She wants to play games, play em right back. Make her feel she's in jeopardy of losing you, and watch how fast she does anything to fix it.

If you really wanna get her attention say something discreet like "We havent seen your sister in a while, we should ask her to come over for dinner, I miss seeing her around". You'd be amazed what damage that sort of comment will make.

Only follow that advice under the following conditions:

A) You don't care if you stay with this girl or not (read: plan backfires)

B) You don't give a shit what she feels and want to lower yourself to her level (read: playing games)

A lot of people say men don't talk. I can tell you for sure that not talking to her is just going to make it worse. If something is really on your mind, tell her and stand your ground.

[Septimus]

Playing games is a sign of an immature mind. If your relationship gets to the point where you feel the need to get even, you need to just be an adult and end it.

[Ikith]

She's playing games with you bud. If it was so damn important she wouldve talked to you on the spot.

Thats the difference between men and women. If a guy has a problem with another guy, we call it out then and there. Women like to make you wait in line like you're outside the fuckin principles office.

Just get distant from her, and make her feel insecure that you need her or not.

She wants to play games, play em right back. Make her feel she's in jeopardy of losing you, and watch how fast she does anything to fix it.

If you really wanna get her attention say something discreet like "We havent seen your sister in a while, we should ask her to come over for dinner, I miss seeing her around". You'd be amazed what damage that sort of comment will make.

Only follow that advice under the following conditions:

A) You don't care if you stay with this girl or not (read: plan backfires)

B) You don't give a shit what she feels and want to lower yourself to her level (read: playing games)

A lot of people say men don't talk. I can tell you for sure that not talking to her is just going to make it worse. If something is really on your mind, tell her and stand your ground.

I am actually amazed that this post is in one of my threads... Thank you because that is the best advice I have gotten all morning and my morning started off with me getting caught by comcast for piracy !

[Septimus]

She's playing games with you bud. If it was so damn important she wouldve talked to you on the spot.

Thats the difference between men and women. If a guy has a problem with another guy, we call it out then and there. Women like to make you wait in line like you're outside the fuckin principles office.

Just get distant from her, and make her feel insecure that you need her or not.

She wants to play games, play em right back. Make her feel she's in jeopardy of losing you, and watch how fast she does anything to fix it.

If you really wanna get her attention say something discreet like "We havent seen your sister in a while, we should ask her to come over for dinner, I miss seeing her around". You'd be amazed what damage that sort of comment will make.

Only follow that advice under the following conditions:

A) You don't care if you stay with this girl or not (read: plan backfires)

B) You don't give a shit what she feels and want to lower yourself to her level (read: playing games)

A lot of people say men don't talk. I can tell you for sure that not talking to her is just going to make it worse. If something is really on your mind, tell her and stand your ground.

I am actually amazed that this post is in one of my threads... Thank you because that is the best advice I have gotten all morning and my morning started off with me getting caught by comcast for piracy !

Hmm. So you think that is good advice. Suddenly the mystery of why your girlfriend has no respect for you is becoming a little more clear...

[Ikith]

She's playing games with you bud. If it was so damn important she wouldve talked to you on the spot.

Thats the difference between men and women. If a guy has a problem with another guy, we call it out then and there. Women like to make you wait in line like you're outside the fuckin principles office.

Just get distant from her, and make her feel insecure that you need her or not.

She wants to play games, play em right back. Make her feel she's in jeopardy of losing you, and watch how fast she does anything to fix it.

If you really wanna get her attention say something discreet like "We havent seen your sister in a while, we should ask her to come over for dinner, I miss seeing her around". You'd be amazed what damage that sort of comment will make.

Only follow that advice under the following conditions:

A) You don't care if you stay with this girl or not (read: plan backfires)

B) You don't give a shit what she feels and want to lower yourself to her level (read: playing games)

A lot of people say men don't talk. I can tell you for sure that not talking to her is just going to make it worse. If something is really on your mind, tell her and stand your ground.

I am actually amazed that this post is in one of my threads... Thank you because that is the best advice I have gotten all morning and my morning started off with me getting caught by comcast for piracy !

Hmm. So you think that is good advice. Suddenly the mystery of why your girlfriend has no respect for you is becoming a little more clear...

I'd rather state my case and stand my ground than punch her in a face and tell her to get me a sandwich or some bull like that.

[Exoduso]

I would totally do the punching first.

[dietvanillapepsi]

Hold up. It's Tuesday and you asked about this on Sunday. Are you saying that this tiff is still unresolved? Is 18 minutes really that big of a deal? You guys need to reevaluate what exactly you are arguing about and ask each other if it is really worth the time and energy.

To me this is such a minor incident that it should have been resolved in less than 5 mins. Is it so difficult to say, "I'm sorry I took longer than 2 mins." and "I'm sorry I fell asleep."?

If you guys are arguing over this still then you have deeper problems in your relationship that need to be focused on.

[Jerseyprophet]

Heh, well, you could take the advice of a gay guy if you want, but remember -- he is techinically a girl at heart. Its a TRICK!

And always take what I say with a grain of salt. You guys really need to learn when someone is joking My balls were given up the day I got married - she owns me.

[Ikith]

It has been resolved already. You know standing your ground seems good when you thing of it when your not fighting but something always different happens... For example... In psych we were doing this thing about assertive and one of the questions was "Your Husband/Wife is not pulling their weight around the house what would you do?" you know you pick the nice one but In real life you would duke it out until one person backs down.

[Jerseyprophet]

Its another example of why shit is imbalanced between guys and girls.

When we ignore them, we're being selfish and distant.

When they ignore us, we've fucked up somehow.


My girl plays this little game called "Im mad at Wil, but he has to guess why".

After a while I learned to stop playing that one. Oh yea, and one more little tip (and take this as a joke guys, im only teasing) is begin to eat her out, then when she starts to cum, stop and go, "Well, I gotta take a shower, early day tomarrow. .....wont forget my sandwhich tomarrow, will ya bitch" lol

Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it?

So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her.

I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total pussy, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this bitch was screaming at me like it was my fault.

I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her pussy husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this bitch get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.

That wasn't the end of it though, it turns out the cranky old hag across the street saw all of this going on, so she came over to do what women do best: bitch. When I opened the door she was standing there in a partly transparent night gown, and it totally ruined the prospect of having a boner for at least 50 years. I was just starting to change my mind about the night gown when she started screeching at me and her stupid cat that she was holding started to hiss. So I took the cat and punted it over my neighbor's fence. She started crying "oh no! My cat! What have you done with my cat?!" I was laughing my ass off, then the bitch tried to scratch me so I gave her a round house kick and dislocated her hip. I was laughing so hard I shit my pants.

2,345,562 people have commended me for busting my neighbor's hip.

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