BG News Junkies: I need your help.

[Saga]

For my creative writing fiction class, we need to find a news story and write a fictional piece from a character in that news story's point of view. And since you all post some fucked up shit, I'll hold a contest:

Whoever posts the best news story for the assignment gets head from this chick (or may appreciate her ass): http://www.londondnb.com/other/vidaguerra.jpg

[MikedeeFenrir]

Is it a trap?

[Mala]

She has a weird face.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic ... 86,00.html

Time limit on rape.

[Intense]

Why do people come here looking for other people to do their homework for them?

[Scythiroth]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249641,00.html

I thought it was funny hearing this one on the radio anyways, trying to find a better one that I heard this morning, haven't found it yet. ; ;

[Jerseyprophet]

I dont want head from her, I wanna bend her over and appreciate that ass.

[Saga]

Right now the fugitive priest is winning, rofl to that one. >_> Time limit on the rape is is ridiculously stupid (the concept, not the article). Laws against people changing their minds ftl?

[Lbelle]

Why do people come here looking for other people to do their homework for them?

Because BG offers insight and helpful information when others need it. I fully intend to ask for Polysci HW help later tonight/this week.


edit: Can this be any sort of news story? Like...is celebrity news okay? Or should it be just normal news? Give us some guidelines prz.

[Mala]

Right now the fugitive priest is winning, rofl to that one. >_> Time limit on the rape is is ridiculously stupid (the concept, not the article). Laws against people changing their minds ftl?

Fine, just shoot me down. Dickface

[Mala]

Oh, how about

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/index. ... _well_id=2

sentanced to 10 years for getting head from a girl 2 years younger then him.

[Saga]

I wasn't shooting you down, but while the concept of a timed rape is ridiculous and funny, it wouldn't necessarily make for a fantastic story (or one that I'd be comfortable workshopping in front of my peers). The priest wanted for murder, however, would make for an interesting and hysterical first-person narrative. Nothing personal, just considering what's the most enthralling.

[Mathaios]

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:165 ... search:eku

[Lbelle]

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/webguide/i ... porn_x.htm

Teen girl charged with posting nude photos on Internet of herself, pretty crazy read. I could totally think of a story to write about a girl that is really heavily abused and she turns to this.

[Scythiroth]

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/webguide/i ... porn_x.htm

Teen girl charged with posting nude photos on Internet of herself, pretty crazy read. I could totally think of a story to write about a girl that is really heavily abused and she turns to this.

Authorities did not say how police learned about the girl.

lol, they probably got some from her.

[Devek]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

It is a pretty good news article, highly informative.

[Scythiroth]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

It is a pretty good news article, highly informative.

That was a good laugh lol.

[Saga]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

It is a pretty good news article, highly informative.

That was a good laugh lol.

ROFL, oh God if only that was real.

[Devek]

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/webguide/i ... porn_x.htm

Teen girl charged with posting nude photos on Internet of herself, pretty crazy read. I could totally think of a story to write about a girl that is really heavily abused and she turns to this.

That is so awesome! I mean.. the whole reason child pornography is illegal is because you have to abuse a child in order to end up with child pornography. The whole concept is by making it illegal there will be less children abused. If she can be arrested for abusing herself than that means it is also illegal to masturbate if you are under the age of 18. :wink:

[gandorf]

so taking pictures of myself naked is child abuse

[Saga]

so taking pictures of myself naked is child abuse

no, it's exactly what i'm looking for. link please?