BG News Junkies: I need your help.

[gandorf]

an i was gonna post naked pics of my self for all of you. dam :/ guess you guys are just gonna have to miss out.

[Mysterio]

so taking pictures of myself naked is child abuse

no, it's exactly what i'm looking for. link please?

pretty good retort.

[Unklemonkey]

Oh, how about

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/index. ... _well_id=2

sentanced to 10 years for getting head from a girl 2 years younger then him.

I thought that the age was 18 to be charged for that kind of thing, not 17 like that kid was in the article, still probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

[Byrd]

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/in ... _astronaut

A woman drives 900 miles in a diaper to confront a romantic rival who is interested in a guy she is interested in (but not actively dating). The kicker is that both the attacker and the guy are NASA astronauts.

[Lbelle]

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/in ... _astronaut

A woman drives 900 miles in a diaper to confront a romantic rival who is interested in a guy she is interested in (but not actively dating). The kicker is that both the attacker and the guy are NASA astronauts.

And that's not even the whole story!!

This morning, and while she met bail for charges of attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery, she must remain in jail as authorities have charged her with attempted first-degree murder! - TMZ

omg >< what a pyscho

[Stilgar]

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/in ... _astronaut

A woman drives 900 miles in a diaper to confront a romantic rival who is interested in a guy she is interested in (but not actively dating). The kicker is that both the attacker and the guy are NASA astronauts.

And that's not even the whole story!!

This morning, and while she met bail for charges of attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery, she must remain in jail as authorities have charged her with attempted first-degree murder! - TMZ

omg >< what a pyscho

That's going to be the majority of all the jokes on leno/letterman/conan tonight, I guarantee it.

[Byrd]

That's going to be the majority of all the jokes on leno/letterman/conan tonight, I guarantee it.

Probably in the form of:

What does NASA stand for?

Nympho Astronaut Sex Addicts?
Not Another Sycho Astronaut
No Astronaut Sex Allowed

Hmmm

[Devek]

Normal Attractive Sexually Appealing Girl

[Saga]

Normal Attractive Sexually Appealing Girl

NASAG?

[Bethany]

For my creative writing fiction class, we need to find a news story and write a fictional piece from a character in that news story's point of view. And since you all post some fucked up shit, I'll hold a contest:

Whoever posts the best news story for the assignment gets head from this chick (or may appreciate her ass): http://www.londondnb.com/other/vidaguerra.jpg

It's an old news story but an interesting one. Brings up a lot of points you can use in your paper as well as several peoples perspectives to choose from.

A doctor who carried out a failed contraceptive operation has been ordered by a German court to pay financial support for the child.

The gynaecologist had inserted a patch into the patient's arm, but it failed to prevent pregnancy six months later.

The woman, who had recently qualified as a teacher, had to give up her new job to care for her child.

The highest judicial court has ruled the doctor must pay 600 euros (£400) a month until the child reaches 18.

German gynaecologists now fear a flood of lawsuits, says the BBC's Steve Rosenberg in Berlin.

The decision in Karlsruhe, made on Tuesday, has met with disapproval in the German press.

The conservative Die Welt said the whole idea of damages being paid for the birth of a child was "perverse": "In addition to the highly private inkling that he was not wanted by his parents, he now has official confirmation that he was born by mistake," it said.

The device is meant to protect against pregnancy for up to three years, but six months after the operation, the implant could no longer be found in the woman's body, the court said.

The parents, who had known each other six months at the time of the conception, were no longer together, the court said.

The father will also be compensated for the maintenance he is paying for the child.

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6155200.stm

[Scythiroth]

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/in ... _astronaut

A woman drives 900 miles in a diaper to confront a romantic rival who is interested in a guy she is interested in (but not actively dating). The kicker is that both the attacker and the guy are NASA astronauts.

That is the story I was trying to find yesterday! Google was being stupid and wouldn't let me find it.