Horrendous Dating Stories

[dilbert]

lol Expand your story, I always wanted to hear a raging killer ex husband story

[Syn]

One time during the early EQ days, I went down to Alabama and banged a divorced chick (23 my EQ-wife w~) and I was 19. It ended horribly later that night as I woke with a raging ex-husband with a knife at my throat and me trying to "not die."

Condensed version^ but definitely the best fuck ever.

Full story or it didn't happen.

[Norelco]

This is a great thread.

[MikedeeFenrir]

well, this was kinda back in the day before myspace blew up like it is now.. but i've learned my lesson ; ;

http://64.111.216.18/ul/1967-ts6t.jpg

Ugly girls go to every angle to find which they don't look that ugly @. THan post that picture.

I was supposed to meet up with a girl from myspace but when I saw her I ran back to my car and drove off. It sounds bad but this girl lied to me. "Oh I'm 145" maybe on the moon you're 145. I know it sounds mean but if she would have told me the truth I probebly would have went to a movie with her at least.

[Danos]

Ahh it was 1:30 in the morning and I had work early. Might as well say it cuz of the anonymity of the net. This is a recap from my journal entry which I wrote 2 days following the incident and I just noticed a few blood stains in it and it is coming on the 5 year anniversary of that night.

Day was March 15, 2002. So I guess I was 20. I been playing EQ for roughly 2 years now and had an EQ wife for (she had a variation on the name niki). Obviously we were "close" and we had probably been talking for a year. I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years not more than 2 months ago. So I guess she filled that slight void. She had 3 kids and she had been divorced for a few years now. She lived in.... Ranburne, AL LOL some really redneck town (I'm lucky I didn't see a klan member) and I'm from NJ.

We were planning to see each other so one day I surprised her but she kinda knew already. I flew in on the day just before spring break started. She picked me up in Atlanta (if I did it all over again, we should've just got a hotel room there and did the deed for a few days). We head back and had dinner at a Fridays. We get to her place at like 7pm and this place is a run down shack'ish (not my standard of living at least) I'm talking bed on cinder blocks and well for water type stuff. She went to take a shower and later we head into the bed. [Fast foward 3 hrs] I'm passed out by now since I didnt have like any sleep for 2 days (you know how addicting EQ was when you were in a raiding guild that did 8 hr sessions in the middle of the night) We hear some banging noise outside, apparently her ex-husband found out I was in town and he gets in and was able to get a pocket knife to my throat. I was able to get both my hands behind the knife but he slices open my left ring finger, my right middle finger a decent amount such that it didnt heal properly but its not a problem. The real problem was behind my right thumb, which the knife cut 1.5 of my tendons of the 2 in there. She called the cops in the middle of this process. He didn't have the balls to kill someone though. Cops come and he has already left about 5 minutes ago. Cops take down the story and I decide not to press charges (very stupid) because I guess I wanted to cover it up from my parents and decided not to go to the hospital.

We head to her parents because of the whole incident. He also kidnapped their children but the police couldn't do anything because he ran over state lines into GA where he was hiding at his parents house. (I'm gonna cut out the mushy part here because now I look back on it, I was stupid) So apparently she's a whore and I'm sleeping one night and she's banging her brothers friend. The next day, it's about Tuesday now, I tell her to drop me off at Atlanta so I can wait in the airport to get a flight home. Luckily I was able to change my flight and had to only sleep in the airport for a night. I head home and eventually my parents figure it out from the bandages everywhere and my mom found my journal and browsed through it. I get surgery on my hand a month later connecting my tendons in my thumb back but have roughly 50-70% motion in my thumb but its really of no bother to me since I've adjusted to it. Episodes of "emoness" follow then I sell my EQ account and change my life around.

Internet kiddies, moral of the story is: Make sure she was decent looking (luckily she was). Do it porno-style, do it in a hotel far from her hometown, do it dirty, do her in the butt, do it behind a camcorder so you can show the internet. Make sure to go to the doctors also and get a thorough check up, especially blood work and STD and AIDS following this. In the end, I came out clean which I'm very happy about. Also nothing bad on the mental side, I was able to self-help myself into someone better.

How long do you think police hold reports for? I'm wondering now if I can call them up and tell them to mail me a copy of the incident that night. I done it before but its close to 5 years now. If i can get that, I'd scan you guys the report. That and I can show my wife and kids in the future ^_^

edit: btw I dont want anyone selling that story^ my friends told me to sell it to Lifetime in the future. Copyright or some bullshit

[MikedeeFenrir]

That's awesome and a great story. Sorry about your fingers.

[Orph]

well, this was kinda back in the day before myspace blew up like it is now.. but i've learned my lesson ; ;

http://64.111.216.18/ul/1967-ts6t.jpg

Ugly girls go to every angle to find which they don't look that ugly @. THan post that picture.

I was supposed to meet up with a girl from myspace but when I saw her I ran back to my car and drove off. It sounds bad but this girl lied to me. "Oh I'm 145" maybe on the moon you're 145. I know it sounds mean but if she would have told me the truth I probebly would have went to a movie with her at least.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...eous/angle.gif

[Saga]

Hartsfield Int'l Airport sucks so much dick.

[Manako]

Closest thing to a bad date I've ever had was this one time my bf at the time took me to Fresnos with one of our friends. I live with them, and our diet consisted of mainly processed or fried food, so I wanted a salad... I order whatever and it comes to me with mushy green leaves and tastes disgusting. I tell him that there is something horribly wrong with my salad, and he doesn't really seem to care, but my friend suggests we should complain.

So the waitress comes up to ask how everything is going, its later and there are alot of noisy people at the bar and I am sitting in the inside, and okay, maybe I was a bit weepy.. So I say I'm sorry there is something wrong with my salad. I don't think she actually heard me, so she kind of looks at me funny.. and I try to mumble something, now kinda flustered. After a minute she asks if I had BEEN ILL IN MY SALAD, to which my boyfriend has the energy to respond I had not... AND SHE LEAVES!

So I don't eat dinner, and the car ride home my bf doesn't see what the big deal is, because he paid for it. Our friend tells him off, and when we get home I grab something to eat... I'm sure my bf cried or whined or something to get back into my good graces... really wish I had left him sooner than I eventually did.

[TsingTao]

Not a dating story per se, but it should still prove mildly amusing.

When I was in my second year of college I went to a friend's graduation party. My friend was a rather attractive, tall blond with good looking friends back home (they drove up to visit from time to time) and was always fun to hang out with to boot. It promised to be a good time. A bunch of us piled in to a car and drove to her home town for the night.

The party's going well, it's a beautiful day, plenty of grilled meat and cold beer. It's mostly family and friends from home, along with the four of us guy friends from college. As the party goes on and we're mingling I ask who one particular woman is sitting somewhat by herself at the fringe of the party. I'm told that it's her cousin....her married cousin. 'Well that's just terrible' I say as she is rather stunning. I get a stare in return and realize that I need to be a Good Boy Or Else. I leave it at that and continue partying.

Day progresses in to night. A bunch of us decide later that it would be a great idea to go over to the local town fair. We wander over en mass and have noisy, drunken fun riding the death traps and eating greasy carnival food. After a while, though, the day's fun starts catching up and I head back to the house to claim some floor space for some much needed rest. You know, pass out in a drunken stupor. Somehow a friend and I manage to find our way home, using the "Stagger in to each other to remain upright" technique of transportation.

I distinctly remember swiping a couple couch pillows and a blanket and curling up in a corner of the basement to crash. I'm sure of it as I had to fight my friend for said pillows. I'm confident I was alone in the basement at the time too as we were the first to leave the carnival. I'm absolutely positive I didn't wind up going to bed in the middle of the basement, in my friend's house, with her married cousin....

I wake up in the morning on a pull out sofa with the married cousin. Did I mention she was attractive? She looked even more magnificent laying there naked with a sheet half draped over her glorious body. The hand draped across my chest still had a rather large diamond on the ring finger though.

Um....whoops?

My addled braid scrambled around inside my skull, flitting between three trains of thought: Had we done what it looks like we had done? Had anyone heard us if we did? Where, exactly, was her husband? I had consumed a rather large quantity of alcohol the night before so these were challenging questions.

I laid there, unmoving, as these thoughts fought for my limited (and rather sluggish) mental capacity. Just as a tiny, rather more practical voice started shouting "Pull back the sheet you fool!" she began to stir. She opened her eyes and gave me a magnificent smile, thus removing any mystery as to what had transpired. I smiled back. Then her smile turned in to mild confusion. You could tell her brain had started asking questions of its own. We slowly sat up and turned to survey the basement. We were not alone.

Um....whoops?

She giggled softly (quite a delightful sound) then quietly gathered her clothes. After a wonderful little kiss and silently mouthing the words 'thank you' she walked upstairs and drove home. She never said a word. That was the last I saw of her too.

No one said anything out of the ordinary over breakfast as I sat there sipping coffee, clearing the cobwebs and remembering the evening's surprise ending. Luckily, no irate husbands attacked me with breakfast utensils either. When asked if I had a good time at the party by our friend I told her "Yes, thanks for inviting us. I had a great time".

It remains one of my fondest memories of college.

[SephYuyX]

I have none, but ill write one for my friend.

He was going out with a girl, the night went good, he dropped her off at her work where she had her car and then she went to drive home. On the way home she was run in to, got pulled out of her car and then was beaten and raped and then spent a week in the hospital.

Horrendous enough?

[Anyway]

I have none, but ill write one for my friend.

He was going out with a girl, the night went good, he dropped her off at her work where she had her car and then she went to drive home. On the way home she was run in to, got pulled out of her car and then was beaten and raped and then spent a week in the hospital.

Horrendous enough?

Would be more horrendous if he was the one who did it.

[MikedeeFenrir]

well, this was kinda back in the day before myspace blew up like it is now.. but i've learned my lesson ; ;

http://64.111.216.18/ul/1967-ts6t.jpg

Ugly girls go to every angle to find which they don't look that ugly @. THan post that picture.

I was supposed to meet up with a girl from myspace but when I saw her I ran back to my car and drove off. It sounds bad but this girl lied to me. "Oh I'm 145" maybe on the moon you're 145. I know it sounds mean but if she would have told me the truth I probebly would have went to a movie with her at least.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...eous/angle.gif

Sad but true.

[Creeps]

I have none, but ill write one for my friend.

He was going out with a girl, the night went good, he dropped her off at her work where she had her car and then she went to drive home. On the way home she was run in to, got pulled out of her car and then was beaten and raped and then spent a week in the hospital.

Horrendous enough?

MOODKILLER

[Rescue]

I have none, but ill write one for my friend.

He was going out with a girl, the night went good, he dropped her off at her work where she had her car and then she went to drive home. On the way home she was run in to, got pulled out of her car and then was beaten and raped and then spent a week in the hospital.

Horrendous enough?

That's just fucked up

[Lbelle]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...eous/angle.gif

this reminds me of a girl I know

[Scythiroth]

First pic looks almost exactly like someone I know......second one scares me. ; ;

[Syn]

Still waiting for Xiona to find this thread.

TsingTao>> And that is a horrendous dating story because you got some with a hawt married woman?

[Stilgar]

Still waiting for Xiona to find this thread.

TsingTao>> And that is a horrendous dating story because you got some with a hawt married woman?

maybe it's horrendous for that woman's husband. Or maybe he never found out. Who cares, good story.

[BRP]

Her nipples are so stretched that the red dots don't cover it up entirely.