Horrendous Dating Stories

[Lbelle]

Still waiting for Xiona to find this thread.

TsingTao>> And that is a horrendous dating story because you got some with a hawt married woman?

TsingTso said, "Not a dating story per se, but it should still prove mildly amusing. " So...don't think he thought it was a horrendous dating story.

[Sho]

Amazing thread.

[Ddz]

Bumping this in hopes of hearing some bad Valentine's flop dates to ease my bitter, single, valentine's-day situation.

[Konohamaru]

The one that was pretty bad in particular.. I'm chilling at home it's like midnight this girl calls asks to come over to my place I'm like sure why not.. I go outside to wave her in.. pulls up in an SUV and gets out and.. looks like an SUV. Girl was physically 2 of me. So I just gotta suck it up since it's my place I pop in a movie (I was living at home at the time), the most unromantic movie I could think of (Army of Darkness). She proceeds to fall asleep on my bed hugging/raping my pillow and starts snoring really loudly. Movie ends and I poked her and told her she had to go.

that sucks but props for army of darkness

I just got out of a 2yr+ relationship and was emo. So my friend Chubbs introduces me to this girl. She's cool, works with animals blah blah blah. We date for a month, no sex (I was still hurting over ex ). So one night we go to a party get buzzed go back to her parents house. Make out in her bed. She starts sucking me off saying she wants it and so on, but procedes to stick her finger up my ass...I was caught off guard and she got a knuckle up there, I jump up and 'accidently' shove my joytoy down her throat making her puke. Oh it was great. After cleaning up she asked if I wanted to fuck her. I never talked to her again and I see her out all the time. She's now known as the knuckler

i lol'd very hard after reading this[/b]