Ridiculous ChaCha stories

[LinktheDeme]

Why is Chacha suddenly highlighted in orange?

wut?

[Senoska]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jacqueline(55539)
Jacqueline(55539): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jacqueline(55539): Again what you like to know about time travel?
You: I need to know how to do it
Jacqueline(55539): Let me see what I can find for you
You: I need to go back to 1984
Jacqueline(55539): Ok why?
You: A man named John Connor eventually leads the human resistance to victory
You: I must kill John Connor's mother before he can be born
Jacqueline(55539): sounds like an important task
Jacqueline(55539): but then what happens if he isn't born?
Jacqueline(55539): What do you think will happen to change history? Or make it better?
You: Skynet seizes control of most of the world's military hardware and launches an all-out thermonuclear attack on humanity, leading to a total war between human and machine
You: So where can I buy some zero point energy
Jacqueline(55539): I have no idea, would you like me to check?
You: Yes please
You: It is neccessary to time travel
You: And time travel is neccessary
Jacqueline(55539): Anything else?
You: I herd u liek mudkips
Jacqueline(55539): Must have been someone else
You: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Jacqueline(55539): hahahaa

[Royal]

Lose

[Kiro]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...ss/gewdjob.jpg

GOOD JOB NIGRAS

[Odon]

Dawn(9242): Hi there.
You: hallo.
Dawn(9242): How can I he;lp you with your search today?
You: Well Dawn, I've been pretty busy this week.
You: And I havent been able to keep up with the news.
Dawn(9242): Ok. What can I specifically he;lp you find?
You: I'm just wanting to know if you can find any information about homicide victims with typical victim patterns of criss-crossing facial lacerations.
You: I want to know if I'm famous yet.
You:
Dawn(9242): What do you mean if you are famous?
You: These reports should have been filed within the last week.
You: Oh, I should be all over the news pretty soon.
Dawn(9242): Why would you be on the news?
Dawn(9242): Is this in Tenn?
You: Yes it is.
Dawn(9242): Why would you be in the news?
You: Well its only sensible that I would receive recognition for all my hard work. I'm sure the Memphis police department is quite estatic about my recent work.
Dawn(9242): What work is that?
You: Why, the work of God of course.
Dawn(9242): What work would that be that would be related to murder victims?
You: I am God's hand of justice.
You: I strike down those he deems unworthy.
Dawn(9242): Strike them down as in you've murdered people?
Dawn(9242): How many?
You: God has deemed 8 unworthy this week.
Dawn(9242): This week?
You: Yes M'am.
Dawn(9242): How many are there?
You: I am newly employed. I cannot tell of his past servants.
Dawn(9242): I mean from you. How many?
You: 8 is the number.
Dawn(9242): I'm not really finding anything in the news.
Dawn(9242): Can I get your email address for when I find something?
You: Sure you can, sweety.
You: mailto:[email protected]
Dawn(9242): Thank you. Sorry I was unable to assist you with this information.
Dawn(9242): I'll let you know if I find anything.
You: Thank you so much.
You: May you always walk with God.
Dawn(9242): Have a great day.

[Keno]

Pretty good one. Should have said something like, "For your insolence I shall come for you next" or something like that at the end.

[Senoska]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...ss/gewdjob.jpg

GOOD JOB NIGRAS

shit lol