How to communicate with your favorite RMT

[Spira]

haha.. as someone who can speak Chinese i found it quite an informative read. i knew most of these but they generally don't appear too offensive to me.. (i do love the 18 generations of ur ancestors one.. its like my fave, and is probably the most offensive in the whole list cos it deals with ancestry.) I was quite amused by the whole origins of some terms..

Mandarin swear words are pretty mild in general...

the Cantonese and Hokkien ones are the ones that are cool lol

edit: I win page 2!

[Ahkow]

kan ni na be chao chee bye ....

[Swatt]

its a singapore convention now wtf.

[Isildur]

ching chang walawala bing bang?

[SassiAsura]

I normally say Ni hao... and when they answer back I reply that I don't actually speak gilseller.

[Lbelle]

did you all hit your airplanes today? this site rocks

[Starr]

I've been using this;
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm
gets them real wound up lol.

[sleekmotorwurkz]

I usually use
"Real {Job} {Do you need it?} go {Clothcraft} {Shoes} {Please}"

[Tajin]

I've been using this;
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm
gets them real wound up lol.

Needs a NSFW >.> (Pictures on the sides)

[Septimus]

I usually use
"Real {Job} {Do you need it?} go {Clothcraft} {Shoes} {Please}"

That's just silly.

Shoes would be leathercraft.

[amk]

i always /t "Knn you ^^"

only Sg people knw what it means

[Scythiroth]

cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài (操您祖宗十八代) = fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation

Amazing.

My favorite.

[Falconblade]

I've been using this;
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm
gets them real wound up lol.

Needs a NSFW >.> (Pictures on the sides)

I love some of the literal meanings of the swears.

Ni you piao liang de lv mao zi-
Your wife is cheating on you (lit. you have a pretty green hat)

[Swatt]

i always /t "Knn you ^^"

only Sg people knw what it means

well that would mean fuck your mom you, don't really make sense =p

[Miltani]

kan ni na be chao chee bye ....

Winz

[Khamsin]

jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (S: 叫您生孩子没屁股眼, T: 叫您生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"

I personally liked that one, gonna use it next time I see Isahsadfbhasg fishing

Is that really how it comes out in Mandarin? I know if I was in a heated argument with someone, then in a fit of anger shouted "May your child be born with an imperforate anus!", I would be laughed at.

Now, "you have a pretty green hat" in a sneering tone sounds fine since has special meaning with those who understand it, much like an in-joke or internet meme. But literally saying "May your child be born with an imperforate anus" hardly sounds like it has any special meaning beyond exactly what it says, and comes off as an awkward and rather lame attempt at an insult.

[Ahkow]

lots of singaporeans playing ???

ka ni na = goodbye in thai...

[Miltani]

jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (S: 叫您生孩子没屁股眼, T: 叫您生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"

I personally liked that one, gonna use it next time I see Isahsadfbhasg fishing

Is that really how it comes out in Mandarin? I know if I was in a heated argument with someone, then in a fit of anger shouted "May your child be born with an imperforate anus!", I would be laughed at.

Now, "you have a pretty green hat" in a sneering tone sounds fine since has special meaning with those who understand it, much like an in-joke or internet meme. But literally saying "May your child be born with an imperforate anus" hardly sounds like it has any special meaning beyond exactly what it says, and comes off as an awkward and rather lame attempt at an insult.

well that what it really means. But in a heated situation, you sure will not want to use long string of insults. Just dump many small strings together and throw it at the opponent and don't allow any time for them to talk.

[Swatt]

lots of singaporeans playing ???

ka ni na = goodbye in thai...

i'm singaporean =p not playing anymore though

and...i didn't know that.

khamsin: its the context i guess =p i don't think stuff like "cock holster" or "fudge packer" translated to chinese would be very insulting

[Spira]

lots of singaporeans playing ???

ka ni na = goodbye in thai...

orly...
i'll be sure to use that generously with thai friends..
with no bad intent ;p

<-sg :D