Valentines Day

[Posterboy]

my girlfriend just gave me a handjob

oh! say hi to your right hand for me!

Rosie Palmer ftw

[Syn]

To grow some balls and tell the person I like, that I like them.

Just go and do it, thinking about it makes it scarier.

[Heian]

I'm debating wether to actually get involved with this girl or just have sex a couple more times and move on.

Edit: Oh yeah and work as usual

[BerenTebogo]

Classes (in the fucking snow) and then pretending to be snowed in all day with the fiancee :D and out to dinner somewhere nice tonight (if I remember to make the reservations...if I don't this could be my last post ever)

[othellojr]

waiting for a bear from Vermont Teddy Bears

I fucking hate those commercials. "This Love Bandit is gonna steal your heart! Awwwwww!" Fucking gay...

I agree, the commercials are gay, but that little fucking bear worked, I got a phone call from her, and she told me she will be giving me a Big surprise tonight when we get home

[Intense]

I have to get up at 5 am every day, so Ill be in bed by 9pm.

I really never celebrated Valentines day, even when I had a gf to spend it with.

[Royal]

Snowed a foot of snow but school still didn't get canceled. Fuck fuck fuck fck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I didn't do any of my homework. But yeah, going out after school with someone.

[dritero]

Valentines Day = Made for Women by Women, I boycott it.

[untouchable]

I'm a loveless loner.

wurd
but the good news is that i saved a bunch of money from not having to buy something for a valentine.

[Septimus]

Hoping that today is the day that my bitterness, hatred, and contempt finally reaches the level where I spontaneously develop Disintegration Vision. Then use that power to heal the world.

[divisortheory]

To grow some balls and tell the person I like, that I like them.

With that attitude she's gonna be like "whoa wtf, this dude is weird". You don't just go up to someone and say you like them lol. Chances are they're gonna think "wtf, you don't even know me." You go up to them and say hey me and some friends are gonna go hit such and such this weekend, want to come along?

[Blackice]

I've always stuck with the standard "hi, my name is..." and go from there, seems to work pretty well for me.

[Izzy]

nothing as usual

but at least class got cancelled today, so instead of bearing the bitter cold to sit in a couple classes being gloomy over v-day, im gonna sit in my room all day, and be gloomy over v-day

imma try to get tyler to sleep with me Q_Q...he keeps resisting

[Flarega]

Is valentines day today?

(Seriously, I don't know)

[divisortheory]

Is valentines day today?

(Seriously, I don't know)

Try looking at your calendar then.

[Daydreamer]

You guys are so bitter it's hilarious

It hapens when you realize the girl you were with for 3 years never did anything for you on valentines/anniversaries.

Or when the girl you were with for a year did stuff for you all the time and now you're not together anymore...

Yay being bitter.

[Misterjingles]

To grow some balls and tell the person I like, that I like them.

With that attitude she's gonna be like "whoa wtf, this dude is weird". You don't just go up to someone and say you like them lol. Chances are they're gonna think "wtf, you don't even know me." You go up to them and say hey me and some friends are gonna go hit such and such this weekend, want to come along?

Screw that classic crap, go with the sure win:

"Hey baby does this rag smell like chloroform?"

It guarantees someones is getting something tonight. Seriousness asidelol, don't front too much in when you're telling someone you like them, try to be yourself, although telling someone you like them is one of the most nerve racking things you can do, you can also be hella corny and do the motion of drawing a small circle with your foot while looking down and be like "So like... I really l-like you...", if she can't take the joke, grab the rag and chloroform.

[Daahan]

There is a Hershey's Store near my school, so I bought my girlfriend a giant kiss, that has a lot of regular kisses in it.

I also bought her some lingerie.

[Heian]

I also bought her some lingerie.

Sounds like you bought yourself a V-Day present.

[Daahan]

I also bought her some lingerie.

Sounds like you bought yourself a V-Day present.

Mutual benefits.

That's the idea isn't it? :wink: