Naruto

[Resin]

I find it mildly amusing how Kishimoto has tried to slowly turn the Sauce into some super-duper bad guy that we all hate so we can all wait for a final showdown (again) but most of us want to see him have the least page time. I guess he's more popular in Japan?

[Ivaden]

http://animeshots.org/shots/21.jpg

Factual evidence. This is the true secret of the Sharingan: forced homosexuality on those around him.

[Resin]

That's...unfortunate.

[Colenzo]

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RICK ROSSENGAN

[Lucavi]

We all saw how popular he was with the ladies in the academy. Just look at who wanted his body: Orochimaru was a weird snake-boy who probably couldn't get a piece of ass unless he chopped it off someone, and Madara is so old he probably can't get it up in this current body.

It is suspect though that he allowed Sasuke to nearly kill Karin, as I'd assume Madara would go for her for a quick, guaranteed lay. Maybe Sasuke isn't the one who's gay, it's Madara. A scorned gay is an evil gay.

Correction: Oro could get plenty of ass. Kanashibari is a powerful (rape) tool; just look how effective it was against Anko. Oro could have tapped that ass (again) in the forest if he wanted to.

[Ratatapa]

Correction: Oro could get plenty of ass. Kanashibari is a powerful (rape) tool; just look how effective it was against Anko. Oro could have tapped that ass (again) in the forest if he wanted to.

ewww

[Olbohn]

This just in: A Sexual Predator List being established in the village of Konoha disbarring any of those from having any students of the opposite sex.

[Ratatapa]

Spoila.

Spoiler: show

title: minatos shiikifuujin against the nine tails
kushina does not want naruto burdened
Kushina: i just want u to see naruto grow minato
you will never be sacrificed for something like l ~~
To abandon it to give up his country to abandon the village along with Su Minato was a child
You see we’re family And if you fall so does the ninja country!
This is for you mother I’m going to win this for you Naruto! !
the shinigami is behind minato
minato cares if her and son die… he must assume father role
yondaime and kyuubi starring
third says something bout a barrier
hand extends from minato and kyuubi feels the danger
minato seals and jyuubi is in pain
minatos breath becomes shallow
did not feel clean and perform all 3 seals
minatos preparation of the seal Bagua
What sealed the Kyuubi so kids can not understand how ~ ~ ~
kushina breath is gone (dead?)
Nine-tailed Naruto aim to force rice
Through the hands of Kyuubi Minato
As the reach of a diving Kushina Kyuubi Naruto there. . .
This I can not even father
Especially if you mother I lost my first fight in a while
thanks mom, dad
mothball? hands over the key to the tiger seal to jiriya
death takes a sword

[gaimear]

man... what?

[Souj]

That's harder to understand than it would be if it was still in Japanese.

[blindSharingan]

Spoilers perhaps a bit easier to understand.

Spoiler: show

Minato hopes that by putting Kushina's chakra into Naruto's seal, it/she could be of a help to Naruto when he tries to control the Kyuubi's chakra.

Kushina: But he is our son, and I don't want to burden him with this. For the sake of seeing Naruto when he's grown up, and to buy even a little bit of time, there is no need for you to die as well. Although I wanted to be by Naruto's side and watch him grow. There is no need for Naruto to be sacrificed for the country, nor is there a need for you to sacrifice yourself for me.

Minato: Forsaking my village and country are akin to forsaking my son. As someone whose village was destroyed, you should understand the kind of painful life it would bring. Moreover, our family are Shinobi. I cant win against you, his mother, and I can't be against you, as his mother, telling Naruto whatever little you can. That is your duty, and it is not for your own sake, but for Naruto's. If it's for my son, then I am fine with dying... This something a father can do, too.

Sandaime arrives nearby to where the Kyuubi is, and sees that Shiki Fuujin is being cast, but he is unable to enter the barrier that has been set up to prevent the Kyuubi from escaping.

Minato seals Kyuubi with Shiki Fuujin, and attempts to start doing the Hakke Fuuin next, but the Kyuubi is displeased at being sealed into a baby, so when Kushina's chakra chains weaken as she gets giddy, it tries to skewer her... Both Minato and Kushina are pierced (as they are trying to protect Naruto)

Minato: I said this was something I, as his father, could do
Kushina: Then even more so, I, as his mother, can do it too

Kushina accepts Minato's proposal of sealing the Kyuubi in Naruto, seeing that he is serious about using Naruto, and says that she has lost this quarrel

Minato summons Gamatora and passes him the key and tells him to store it with Jiraiya.

Sandaime realises that Minato is trying to make Naruto a jinchuuriki and thereby save the village.

Minato says that he wants to put some of his chakra into Naruto as well, and tells Kushina to say whatever she wants to Naruto now.

Kushina tells him to not be picky and eat lots, take a bath and warm his body every day, numbers don't matter so make friends whom he can trust, to be serious about studying and ninjutsu, not to get depressed over being unable to do something because he's bad at it, to respect his teachers at the academy. She tells him of the 3 Shinobi taboos - be careful of lending and borrowing money, to save the money he makes from missions, to drink sake only when he's 20 and to drink moderately, not to get cheated by some weird girl and to find a girl like herself. And speaking of the 3 taboos, be careful of Jiraiya-sensei.

Kushina continues. There may be tough and painful times, but keep a hold on yourself, hold on to your dreams, and believe in yourself to realise those dreams! There is so, so much more I want to tell you, and I want to be with you. I love you.

Kushina apologises to Minato for talking so much so he doesn't have anything to say to Naruto.

Minato smiles, saying that it's fine and that everything he wanted to say as a father, is the same as what his naggy mother has already said... Minato performs Hakke Fuuin, and the flashback ends.

Back in the present, Kushina apologises for using Naruto as the container for the Kyuubi, for burdening him with such a thing, for being unable to be with him and for being unable to fill him with love.

Naruto says with a big smile that while it has been difficult as the jinchuuriki, he's never resented his parents. He never understood what a parents' love was like, but now, he knows that even before his container was filled with the Kyuubi, it was filled with love by these 2 people who gave their lives for him. So he's happy, and he's grateful that he's their son.

Hearing this, Kushina sheds tears. As she does so, she tells Minato (TN: Minato is not there physically, as in it's mental dialogue) that their feelings have reached Naruto.

And as she disappears, Kushina says her last words: Truly, thank you, for seeing me as your mother, for seeing Minato as your father, and for being born unto us.

Naruto's tears overflow.

[Hyriu]

BAWWWWWWWWWW

[Lucavi]

Christ, this man can write. Bravo, Kishi - I'll follow your story to the very end.

[Yabby]

Damn you guys..... i don't want to read the spoilers but you guys are getting my hyped.

[Lucavi]

Read them. You'll be glad you did.

[Yabby]

Read them. You'll be glad you did.

You can't make me.... fuck it going to do it >.>

[kuronosan]

Naruto tops Bleach yet again. Poor Kubo. If only he didn't troll message boards to find a story.

[Salodin]

;_; brb wiping tears from face

[Lucavi]

You can't make me.... fuck it going to do it >.>

Resistance is futile. Embrace the bawwwww~

[Ayn]

Spoiler: show

not to get cheated by some weird girl and to find a girl like herself. And speaking of the 3 taboos, be careful of Jiraiya-sensei.

I laughed at the latter, but I wonder if we should think of the 'weird' one as Hinata or Sakura.