Naruto

**Tymon** · 2012-03-14 11:28

"My jutsu has no weaknesses!"
"Yes it does. Me, motherfucker. I'm a boss. And immortal."

Also, is Hashirama god personified? You know, other than the Sage of the Six Paths.

Beamspam with Rinnegan? Oh, I'm the first since Hashirama.
Ridiculously powerful attacks from the kages? You're nothing compared to Hashirama.
Healing technique that essentially makes you recover from mortal wounds instantly with no seals? Oh, you learned Hashirama's technique.

**Ayn** · 2012-03-14 13:32

This is exactly what he should sound like if they ever cover this ep. in Naruto Abridged. "Because FUCK YOU I HAVE TREES!" sounds so much like Kaiba's "Screw the rules, I have money!" quote and I love them both dearly.

This 1000x over.

Also seconded on CSItachi

**Damane** · 2012-03-14 14:13

Very nice chapter, i just dont understand no where fuckign Emo-Saucequeeeee went... Its like he doesnt exist anymore and just wants to team up with his brother ¬.¬, didnt fit in at all.

**Souj** · 2012-03-14 14:31

Originally Posted by Damane

Very nice chapter, i just dont understand no where fuckign Emo-Saucequeeeee went... Its like he doesnt exist anymore and just wants to team up with his brother ¬.¬, didnt fit in at all.

Itachi is a blood thirsty monster who killed all of his family and his entire village and left Sasuke alive only to torture and make fun of him. And then started a fight to the death so he could take Sasuke's eyes for his own
vs
Itachi sacrificed himself to create peace for the country by stopping a revolt that the Uchiha had no real right to start and kept Sasuke alive because to Itachi, Sasuke was far more important to him than the whole country and then started a fight that Itachi was going to lose on purpose so he could purge Sasuke's body of Orochimaruy who would work to steal Sasuke's body if given the chance.

Yeah, I'm sure there is no reason at all why there would be any change in how Sasuke views Itachi. None at all. Jeez how terrible.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-03-14 15:08

That part was pretty freaking refreshing actually. Sasuke from a whiney little emo-bitch to Don't lie to me again, you better talk to me later Big Brother!!!

**Eurell** · 2012-03-14 16:48

Originally Posted by Tymon

"My jutsu has no weaknesses!"
"Yes it does. Me, motherfucker. I'm a boss. And immortal."

Also, is Hashirama god personified? You know, other than the Sage of the Six Paths.

Beamspam with Rinnegan? Oh, I'm the first since Hashirama.
Ridiculously powerful attacks from the kages? You're nothing compared to Hashirama.
Healing technique that essentially makes you recover from mortal wounds instantly with no seals? Oh, you learned Hashirama's technique.

Honestly I think Madara is just talking out of his ass. If it wasn't for the fact that he didnt have rinnegan AND Hashirama's powers AND an endless supply of chakra, the 5 Kages would've beat his ass down a long time ago. He barely lost to the 1st in their last fight, and now he has a fuckton of powerups.

lol, Gaara and the old man ate 2 fucking meteors to the face, and are still fighting him (from tsunade's healing or not lol) and he's calling them weak?

Off topic, does Kabuto have his mummy edo kage otw to save his ass from Itachi and Sasuke? I think him and Dan are the only 2 zombies left, right?

**Salodin** · 2012-03-14 16:48

Yea, Sasuke was actually understandable this episode.

We keep saying edo tensei people have unlimited chakra, but do we have a reference for this? They are immortal, but we don't ever see a fight last long enough for one of them to run out of chakra, if they indeed did only have a finite amount of it.

**Eurell** · 2012-03-14 16:50

Originally Posted by Salodin

Yea, Sasuke was actually understandable this episode.

We keep saying edo tensei people have unlimited chakra, but do we have a reference for this? They are immortal, but we don't ever see a fight last long enough for one of them to run out of chakra, if they indeed did only have a finite amount of it.

Only fight that has lasted long enough would be Madara probably, and he hasn't even broken a sweat despite creating 2 Meteors, a forest, and 26 clones. Nvm spamming susano and taking a buncha hits.

**Salodin** · 2012-03-14 16:52

But he is repeatable mentioned as one of the strongest ninja ever, him and the first considered the strongest ninja to ever have lived. There is still no real proof iirc that they have unlimited power.

**Souj** · 2012-03-14 17:20

I'd assume they have finite chakra but when they die and their bodies get rebuilt, they get their natural amount of chakra back.

**Lucavi** · 2012-03-14 17:27

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

That part was pretty freaking refreshing actually. Sasuke from a whiney little emo-bitch to Don't lie to me again, you better talk to me later Big Brother!!!

That's the Sauce that everyone loves, and that kid sauce is impossible to hate. He was so freakin' cute as a kid! Its good to see a small bit of sanity restored to him.

Coulda sworn I saw it somewhere that they never run out of chakra, and this was prior to Kabuto's super-beefed up Madara, who he admitted that he "enhanced past his prime".

What I want to know is how much of Madara's current super beef is from the man himself or from Kabuto's hax. I mean, we saw what a world of a difference having all of your potential at your fingertips did for Nagato. Holy shit, he blew everyone the fuck up before Itachi used his absurd amount of intelligence and awesomeness to stop him. I would have killed to see a few chapters of a full-blown Full-power Itachi vs. Full-power Nagato fight. There's just something I love about Nagato, and it goes all the way back to when he first got his Rinnegan and started learning every element under J-man. I understand that authors can't sit around and spin their wheels elaborating on everything that happens in their stories, but I would have loved to have seen a few more chapters of all the training Nagato did under J-man.

**Scythiroth** · 2012-03-14 17:28

I wonder if it is due to the ability to use "life force", or whatever it was called, as chakra that some characters did in the past. Since they aren't technically alive anymore, I'm curious how that would affect their chakra. Or, it could just be that they can do whatever they want as zombies and have no real explanation.

**Kobb** · 2012-03-14 17:30

Originally Posted by Scythiroth

I wonder if it is due to the ability to use "life force", or whatever it was called, as chakra that some characters did in the past. Since they aren't technically alive anymore, I'm curious how that would affect their chakra. Or, it could just be that they can do whatever they want as zombies and have no real explanation.

^

**Damane** · 2012-03-14 17:51

Originally Posted by Souj

Itachi is a blood thirsty monster who killed all of his family and his entire village and left Sasuke alive only to torture and make fun of him. And then started a fight to the death so he could take Sasuke's eyes for his own
vs
Itachi sacrificed himself to create peace for the country by stopping a revolt that the Uchiha had no real right to start and kept Sasuke alive because to Itachi, Sasuke was far more important to him than the whole country and then started a fight that Itachi was going to lose on purpose so he could purge Sasuke's body of Orochimaruy who would work to steal Sasuke's body if given the chance.

Yeah, I'm sure there is no reason at all why there would be any change in how Sasuke views Itachi. None at all. Jeez how terrible.

you missed my point, it wasnt about the fact how sasuke viewed itachi. its about how is attitude changed from "Emo-Ego-Saucequeeee" Talking to "Zomg you are my big brother hero" attitude ¬.¬. Where is the Emo-Ego shit?

**Souj** · 2012-03-14 17:55

I didn't miss the point. I gave the very reason why his attitude changed.

**Thunder** · 2012-03-14 18:05

Haven't thought about it since this page but I thought he still hated itachi even after tobi explained it. Even when someone else between naruto/kakashi/sakura confirmed it after the danzo fight if tobi/danzo telling the "truth" about itachi was suspect to sasuke (which is a stretch to assume sasuke was unsure whether to believe or not since he seemed to have a retardedly one track mind up until now).

idk, I attributed sasuke's actions as a sort of frustrated bewilderment where all he wants is to hear itachi's side of things

**Akiyama** · 2012-03-14 18:05

Oh god. Okay, I laughed really hard at Madara this go round.

**BadKarma** · 2012-03-14 18:21

The sauce and itachi vs orochibuto?

Sweet.

**Zilo** · 2012-03-14 18:56

Originally Posted by Thunder

Haven't thought about it since this page but I thought he still hated itachi even after tobi explained it. Even when someone else between naruto/kakashi/sakura confirmed it after the danzo fight if tobi/danzo telling the "truth" about itachi was suspect to sasuke (which is a stretch to assume sasuke was unsure whether to believe or not since he seemed to have a retardedly one track mind up until now).

idk, I attributed sasuke's actions as a sort of frustrated bewilderment where all he wants is to hear itachi's side of things

Uhhh the whole reason Sasuke killed Danzo and wanted to destroy the Leaf Village was because he wanted to avenge his brother and make those people that caused him to do the things he did pay. Does no one pay attention when Sasugay talks or is it just me?! . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh wait.

**Thunder** · 2012-03-14 19:05

I can't look for evidence(sorry D: ) but I was under the impression his revenge came out of thin air, so to speak. I never remember thinking sasuke wants to destroy the leaf village because itachi saved it... because sasuke loves itachi after finding out the truth.

It's very backwards to me. What itachi did was noble - he saved the leaf village. Destroying it is having itachi die in vein. That's kind of dumb, to me, if you want to avenge your brother and make those people that caused him to do the things he did pay. I still don't think sasuke loves itachi

Now, I would understand killing danzo and the two other elder ninjas or whatever in the leaf. But his vengeance doesn't make sense to me

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