Everyone is beaten by Madara, who succeeds in enacting the sharingan-on-the-moon-thingamabob. Through some error the moon actually places an izanami-like effect on the world which causes everyone to relive the last five (or whatever) years until true peace is understood by all. Dr. Shamalama-oneesama cries out in frustration as his autistic, schizophrenic, psychic, 11-inch-dick-having, Christian fundamentalist patient once again refuses to break out of this delusion. Ever since Naruto was bitten by a radioactive rabies-infested fox, he relived this same ninja adventure in his mind every day. Little does Shamalama-oneesama know, Naruto is the only one that can stop the Decepticons.