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    Phoenix Games - Worst game publisher ever?

    Found this thread over on the Penny Arcade forums, and just about died at the sight of these attrocities they have made. Posting the link here for others to laugh at (and by laughing I mean puke and suffer at the sight of this stuff)

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=14260

    http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1604/phoenixwm4.jpg

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    Gya Hamster Ball 4tw.

    Oh, and are they even allowed to do that pacman thing? lol..

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    CRABBY ADVENTURE ALL RIGHT!!

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    I thought this was going to be a topic bashing Phoenix Wright lol. Holy cow the look on "Paccie's" face is priceless.

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    sadly, that paccie looks like my x after her last meph binge......

    Oh, and here's the direct link to that publisher, there's even worse pieces of garbage sitting in there!

    http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/uk/company.html

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    paccie looks like he has leprosy

    lol@ snow white and the 7 clever boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    lol@ snow white and the 7 clever boys
    Rofl, I didn't even notice that. I was too focused on the dog/miniature horse thing in the Street Warrior pic.

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    i always wanted to play a 3d rendered land before time game

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    How do these people stay in business again?

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    little kids

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    i dont now that Maniac Mole looks kind of fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    little kids who use daddy's money

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    where is this shit even sold? Family Dollar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stilgar
    where is this shit even sold? Family Dollar?
    LOL

    omg i can't even believe this thread is real...quality find

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    Maniac Mole looks kind of fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    i dont now that Maniac Mole looks kind of fun.
    More fun than Mario Sunshine though?

    Edit: than, not that

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    As mentioned above, there are some epics on their website.

    http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/uk/playstation2a.html

    "Girl Zone" and "Carwash Tycoon" seem like they sum up the contents rather nicely.

    Edit: To whoever made the Phoenix Wright comment, their company logo looks almost like a badge...

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    get ready for their NDS range, they recently got their license to publish for it

    most of their PS2 range could be played on NDS, if not all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    i always wanted to play a 3d rendered land before time game
    I don't know what on the cover indicates that it's going to be 3D rendered...

    Also, this thread is utterly priceless. Although, I'm kind of wondering where these guys "get off." They have obvious ripoffs of licenses, like Pac-Man and 101 Dalmatians. If you look at that link to their website, the lion in their "Animal Soccer World" game is clearly the king from the Disney cartoon "Robin Hood." I have no idea why they would do this, other than a complete lack of creativity, because I'm 100% sure putting that character on the cover would sell exactly zero more games.

    Also, they really should refrain from "showing off" their 3D rendering skills on the covers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epincus
    "Girl Zone" and "Carwash Tycoon" seem like they sum up the contents rather nicely.
    [..]
    How does that one work? I'd imagine it has some sort of timer to get to the car wash, while avoiding cops, running over pedestrians, blowing stuff up ala Twisted Metal Black, and taking your usual shortcuts. I guess I'm being way too optimistic <_< Oh, and for the weirdos they have Furry Tales

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