Ok, what the fuck...

[Mysterio]

this whole Britney fiasco is lol

[Kuya]

SomeassholenamedKuyawroteinathread:

Alot of people are bashing her for being a attention whore, but I honestly think she is in serious mental trouble now.

Even for Britney, this stunt just doesn't seem to be in her league.

COPYPASTA:

Why the fuck is she laughing???

Britney Spears' current state of mind is no laughing matter.

Neither is this shocking new report that reveals how the hard-pAArtying mother of two attempted to take her own life, not once but twice this past weekend.

Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, Britney tried to kill herself twice in the hours after shaving her head Friday night.

According to The National Enquirer, Spears tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff.

But that wasn't the end of Britney's self-destructive evening.

A short time later she was rushed to a doctor, as various media outlets reported, and the Enquirer reveals the reason - she kept saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax.

"After she shaved off her hair, Britney had a complete breakdown and tried to kill herself," an insider told The Enquirer.

Sad. So tragically sad.

THIS is why Britney Spears needs to be committed.

We're not joking!

She seriously needs to be under constant psychiatric care these days, and hopefully she will be on the right path to getting her life in order soon.

Let us pray. For real y'all.

This has last its "entertainment value."

This is just sad. And Brit's in a dangerous place. If her family and close business associates can't acknowledge that, then the weight will be on their shoulders if she dies and they did not take the necessary steps to prevent that unfortunate fate!

I doubt she's "competing for attention." The reason for this third and hopefully final rehab stint is for her kids, since Kfed was going to call an emergency custody hearing today if she didn't go, and stay, in rehab.

LOL, what really makes that so funny is that at this point, Kfed might be a better choice for custody.

[Fhqwghads]

According to The National Enquirer...

Isn't that the same mag that reports Big Foot porking Elvis in the ass on top of the Empire State Building and junk like that?

It just seems too coincidental that she's doing all this bat-shit insane crap at the same time the media is feasting on Anna's decaying body. I suppose it could be a legit breakdown. Either way I don't care, I still can't stand the retard.

[Koyuki]

I doubt she's "competing for attention." The reason for this third and hopefully final rehab stint is for her kids, since Kfed was going to call an emergency custody hearing today if she didn't go, and stay, in rehab.

Id love to be the judge in that hearing. Call them both redneck morons and put the kids into a foster home.

[Heroic]

Looking at her makes me sicc... Even tho I do feel bad for her but shes an attention whore so it evens out. lol 8)

[Bwelch]

Looking at her makes me sicc... Even tho I do feel bad for her but shes an attention whore so it evens out. lol 8)

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[Pinger]

this is from wwtdd.com

last nite:

Splash Online has pics today of Britney on the lamb from rehab and runnin' wild! She spent the morning in West Hollywood wearing that dumb wig and a hat she found on scarecrow while consulting with a defense attorney. People.com says she met with attorney Barry Tarlows, TMZ says it was Blair Berk. Regardless of which it was, the reason she was rumored to be there is because her kids are now with Kevin Federline and he has refused to let her see them. God, her entire life is like the punch line to a Jeff Foxworthy joke. If she gets arrested later tonight outside Kevins apartment wearing nothing but a barrel held up by suspenders, please don't be surprised.

and today:

Yikes. Britney last night outside of Kevins house, attacking the paparazzi after he refused to speak to her. If I saw this thing coming at me in the middle of the night, I wouldn't even wait to roll down the windows before I opened fire. I think you can legally kill someone if they come charging after you looking like this. In fact I think you're allowed to continue shooting them all the way up to the autopsy.

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[Pinger]

damn bwelch beat me too it

[Insanecyclone]

It's an angry bald man!

[Fhqwghads]

Haha... that bitch is bat-shit fucking insane. Look at that expression!

[Pinger]

just goes to show you can take a girl out of the trailor park but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl.

[SephYuyX]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/562/45542689zr5.jpg

[Charitwo]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/562/45542689zr5.jpg

http://prishels.net/lulz.JPG

>_>

[Koga]

just goes to show you can take a girl out of the trailor park but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl.

HAHAHA I lol'd irl reading that.

[Artful Dodger]

behold the work that is federline, he should get knighted for this brilliant work

[Raineer]

It's an angry bald man!

just goes to show you can take a girl out of the trailor park but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl.

OMFG I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE TO Q FOR FUCKING T

[khain]

woooow kfed will never get another woman as long as he lives.

[markasstrick]

what a fucking psycho

[Mr.City]

I think it's about time that a secret hit squad was formed to clean up celebrity trash like this.

[Stilgar]

LMAO. Can you fucking imagine if out of nowhere, two weeks ago, you had one of those pictures of her, bald, wailing on that SUV with a broken umbrella?