
Originally Posted by
GraveRobberX
A lot of bullshit
Try to be relevant, jesus. I could only stomach half-way through.
I never implied that you can't like SSBB. The problem with this is that he hardly can handle the game. He even admits it. He accuses only kids with ADD can do it and yet people of his grand old age in their twenties can. He doesn't even go into detail on how random it is but you are to assume it is because of items/stages, something you can turn off or change(but probably didn't in all of their 3-5 matches). He implies that this is his first time playing a SSB game making it all the more likely he learned how to jump in his first match that night. Finally and most importantly, despite all of his personal flaws he still titles the game "Fanboy only".
The rant about Sonic being unplayable at the start? Oh yes, that doesn't sound fanboy at all.
He should have just given it to his mom, probably can rival him in skill. "I SUCK AT THS GAME, THEREFOR IT SUCKS" is not a proper review.
And yes Max, when you do something then talk about which ends in a grading of sorts... that would be a review. God knows how many people on Yahtzee's dick will be quoting this shit for months. I can't wait until he makes a traditional review.