In other sad news....
Household Xbox 360 Number two
passed away this morning at the age of four months. Number two was young, having just been born this past January. He lived a happy life, on a large console beneath the living room HDTV. He had plenty of fresh air, and room to breathe, no one crowded him or bothered him at all. He lived a very quiet life. He had a newer Ben Q Disc Drive, which made him much less noisey than his sibling Number one.
Number two enjoyed only a handful of Gears of War matches, and spent most of his time playing Final Fantasy XI. He is survived by his much older, yet in perfect health sibling Number One; who was born in November of 2005.
Services will be held in the morning at the Best Buy Customer Service counter. At the service, Number Two's replacement will say a few fond words in passing as he embarks on what will hopefully be a longer life than that of our dear departed, Number two.
