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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylphet
    mildly off topic but still in the spirit of things!

    Want to turn her into a changed woman?

    The Venus Butterfly Gents (and Ladies who swing that way)

    As described by writer and sex educator Sue Johanson in 2005, the Venus Butterfly is a variant of cunnilingus. It involves using one's tongue on a woman's clitoris, using one's fingers on the vagina and using the other hand around the rectum, "even penetrating the rectum if that is pleasurable for her."

    but to answer your question: no not all women do.
    "Talk sex with sue" is win win win. Love that show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Spend a few years married and it becomes almost a traumatic experience.
    ....

    I don't think this has more to do with age, but rather yourself.

    >_>
    Sid vicious once said "Mom i don't see what people see in sex, I don't get anything out of it." that statement alone set himself up for problems the future

    you yourself might have problems if there is nothing left in sex for you.

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    There's a movie teaching how to squirt

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    An old guildmate I had in WoW said she learned something about a 30second orgasm from a friend. Something apparently you could do in 30seconds with just your fingers. She never uploaded a video or anything like she said she would though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arlania
    An old guildmate I had in WoW said she learned something about a 30second orgasm from a friend. Something apparently you could do in 30seconds with just your fingers. She never uploaded a video or anything like she said she would though.
    Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylphet
    mildly off topic but still in the spirit of things!

    Want to turn her into a changed woman?

    The Venus Butterfly Gents (and Ladies who swing that way)

    As described by writer and sex educator Sue Johanson in 2005, the Venus Butterfly is a variant of cunnilingus. It involves using one's tongue on a woman's clitoris, using one's fingers on the vagina and using the other hand around the rectum, "even penetrating the rectum if that is pleasurable for her."

    but to answer your question: no not all women do.
    Which game is your avatar from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syn
    Quote Originally Posted by Sylphet
    mildly off topic but still in the spirit of things!

    Want to turn her into a changed woman?

    The Venus Butterfly Gents (and Ladies who swing that way)

    As described by writer and sex educator Sue Johanson in 2005, the Venus Butterfly is a variant of cunnilingus. It involves using one's tongue on a woman's clitoris, using one's fingers on the vagina and using the other hand around the rectum, "even penetrating the rectum if that is pleasurable for her."

    but to answer your question: no not all women do.
    Which game is your avatar from?
    It's a Viera from Final Fantasy Tactics advanced with the ears cropped out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arlania
    An old guildmate I had in WoW said she learned something about a 30second orgasm from a friend. Something apparently you could do in 30seconds with just your fingers. She never uploaded a video or anything like she said she would though.
    Not to toot my own horn here, but I can get my current gf off in less than a minute if we've been making out for a while just with manual stimulation. However, that's like a lvl 1 orgasm on a scale of 10; to reach the top of the scale you've got to work a lot harder for it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elesirdur
    Quote Originally Posted by arlania
    An old guildmate I had in WoW said she learned something about a 30second orgasm from a friend. Something apparently you could do in 30seconds with just your fingers. She never uploaded a video or anything like she said she would though.
    Not to toot my own horn here, but I can get my current gf off in less than a minute if we've been making out for a while just with manual stimulation. However, that's like a lvl 1 orgasm on a scale of 10; to reach the top of the scale you've got to work a lot harder for it lol
    lol is not punctuation lol

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    Why do I suddenly get disgusted when I hear the word "Squirt" now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggo
    Why do I suddenly get disgusted when I hear the word "Squirt" now?
    Round up the little squirts, we're going for a drive!

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    With women sex isn't all about the stimulation like it is guys, a lot of it with women is mostly their other senses. Things like touch, taste, smell, the mood can make a woman get off much faster. Like Elesildur(sp) said I think if you and your partner are sexually in tune like that everyone can make their gf/wife orgasm in less than a minute (also like he said, it's not going to be anything special)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    look up tantric sex, it's totally possible
    especially when stiffler's mom will be around

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    Quote Originally Posted by arlania
    An old guildmate I had in WoW said she learned something about a 30second orgasm from a friend. Something apparently you could do in 30seconds with just your fingers. She never uploaded a video or anything like she said she would though.

    True, but every person is different. For me it takes about two minutes. Orgasms are different every time, most of the time it doesn't have as much to do with your partner, more so on your mood, how tired you are, where you are in your cycle, hormones, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syn
    Which game is your avatar from?
    Tactics, was a Viera WHM but I photoshopped out the ears since it looks more like my FFXI character w/o them.

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    My ex was all interested in squirting for a while, so I researched it a while back. From what I had gathered back then I went from being sort of uncomfortable with the idea, to extremely uncomfortable and really squeemed out. The ejaculate fluid comes from the urethra somehow, although it is white/clear and not urine. Only a small percent of women are able to ejaculate, and it can take time to 'master.' They suggest if you feel the need to pee during sex to let it go, because that is when it is most likely to occur. This sounds messy to me, and really the whole idea is strange to me.

    Frankly, I don't know why guys would want more fluid than there already is, vagina's tend to excrete enough fluid to make quite the mess--and it at least serves a purpose.

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    A couple posts in this thread have made me lol pretty hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sylphet
    thought this entire thread probably belongs in spam forum more than here
    Oh wow, you should've seen some of the GD threads we had going about half a year back.

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    It is pretty crazy when you run into a true squirter though. I dated a girl for a month or so, and she was extremely multi-orgasmic. At first I thought she just got super wet, but once she was riding me and right as she was about to come she rode up too high and I slipped out. She came on my stomach.

    It was like someone shotgunned a 12-ounce can of warm soda on my belly - there was that much fluid, and it came with some force. The bed on either side of my abdomen was soaked through the mattress pad.

    It was pretty fucking awesome. Girls who squirt can't fake orgasms. Female ejaculate doesn't have much odor or color. I remember another time with this girl I was on top of her, and as she came I looked down. With the only light in the room being a slit of streetlight through her shades, the little droplets flew up and struck the light. It reminded me of the sand flying up in the D-Day landing sequence of Saving Private Ryan - with the really quick shutter speed freezing the grains in the air. Weird analogy, but it was the first thing I thought of. In my experience the 5% figure seems about right (for female ejaculation).

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    It reminded me of the sand flying up in the D-Day landing sequence of Saving Private Ryan
    lmfao

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