When cyberin gone wrong... (SFW)

[dekamii]

It's gonna be wall-o-text but it is worth it! Some what related to MMO...
not sure if its OFN

chatlog 1:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

chatlog 2:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

chatlog 3:

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[Erebus]

lolareyouserious?

[Odon]

Are... you joking..?

[arlania]

Old Bloodninja is old

[dekamii]

lolareyouserious?

Yes! I'm serious! Go read

EDIT: Um...OFN i assume?

[Odon]

Bloodninja is almost as old as the interweb itself, but i still laugh everytime I read it.

[Demosthenes]

sooo veeeeryy old!

[Kayu]

http://adamchance.com/funny.htm

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

[Lbelle]

oh my god. this is SO old. I can only get a chuckle out when I read it cause it is just so old now.

[theo]

Its old as hell, but thankfully its also one of the funniest things ever created so I don't think you'll get E-thugged

reading it again just now made me laugh even though I've seen it a bajillion times.

[Metah]

Bloodninja is an internet superhero. Never forget him.

[dekamii]

ok ok i get the point now! i have failed at e-thuggin on BG!!
going emo /wrist

EDIT: I concur Metah! Bloodninja prevails! (even on BG!)

[Kerberoz]

http://tshot.org/kerberoz/lawl1.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/lawl2.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/lawl3.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/lawl5.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/lawl6.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/lawl9.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/lawl10.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/ugh_o.O.jpg
http://tshot.org/kerberoz/deh9.jpg

[Stamp]

^
HAHAHA

[Metah]

If I had a hammer, the encyclopedia for the year 1854, 2 dead trout and 3000 marshmallows, what would I do?

I'd do a barrel roll.

[thestalkmore]

God I miss Bloodninja

[Aerin]

the OP's ones are hella old, but still hella funny, i can't help but laugh still at "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

[izembo]

ofn but win each and every time :D

[Swampthing]

what the hell kinda chat is kerberoz in? java instant messenger wtf?

[Kerberoz]

not me lol, saved off another forum