Shaving your junk

[Saga]

Okay, I haven't cleaned up in a while and just attempted to do so in the shower. Mistake 1.

I left all my Bic 2-blade razors back in my dorm so I had to use this other cheap pink 2-blade razor I found in my mom's room (it was new, don't worry), but it was called Daisy or something idk. Mistake 2.

Mistake 3 was thinking everything would go fine. Ladies, fuck your bullshit pregnancies and births. Shaving our junk is such a pain in the ass, especially if you're a hairy bastard. It's such a cleanup, it can take over a fucking HOUR, I mean jesus at least you girls have a warm sensation on your cooter before your hair is ripped out by its roots.

This isn't a joke thread. I need a better way to shave my junk. Help prz. BRB I need to check how much hair actually went down the drain. The tub is like full with it.

[Bartylby]

depilatory cream

[Doombard]

use an electric razor first, then shave with other razor.... or just don't shave your junk you girl.

[Amarok]

My girlfriend uses that stuff that burns the hair off. It's creamy I dunno what it's called.

[Saga]

depilatory cream

i looked this up, sounds good, tyvm.

[Galen]

It's called Nair, but you're not supposed to use that on your no-nos. I remember my bf's brother tried it on his chest and got some around his nipples and it made them all scab up and wierd shit. Plus it smells horrible.

[Boyiee]

i'm afraid to use electric.

Solution to your problem though, if you going to razor it, use a mach3 or Venus... its girlie but its the only thing that gets my balls just right.

[Damen]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewto ... =shave+box

Some info in there that might be of help, I think a few people go into depth about how to do it really nicely.

[MF Perm]

I trimmed mine down with a pair of scissors, then used a Mach 3. Had zero problems.

I shave them every day in the shower with a Mach 3 Turbo and it's smooth sailing.

And as a side note, the loss of friction from having no hair in that area IS FREAKING AWESOME!

edit: did this 3 years ago and still upkeep it.

[Norelco]

Make sure you buy some Gold Bond for the itching that will ensue. If you keep up with the trimming often though, it won't bother you as much.

[Bartylby]

i forget the stuff i've seen, but it wasn't nair. my friends father used to use it on his face.

he'd put it on then let it harden up and once it was set he would just wash it off and the hair would be gone for like 1-2 weeks. i'm pretty sure it was a type of depilitory cream.

[Vertabreaker]

It's called Nair, but you're not supposed to use that on your no-nos. I remember my bf's brother tried it on his chest and got some around his nipples and it made them all scab up and wierd shit. Plus it smells horrible.

I don't know about anyone else, but the concept of putting some cream on any part of my body and having my hair just fall out, kinda creeps me out.

[Lbelle]

aw man not these threads again. First do women squirt, now how to shave... deja-vu.


Just for the record though, I'm glad you're shaving.

[Awoir]

1) Put you junk in a box

[Demosthenes]

I thought we had a thread on this already? did it get deleted?

[Po]

I did this once and it got super itchy when it grew back, fucking sucked.

[Exoduso]

Yeah when I did it once it was itching like fucking crazy a few days later... not doing that again until I can come up with a better option lol.

[Bartylby]

i've shaved a few times... ingrown hairs like a mother fucker

no chance of going bald anytime soon, but keeping it clean i don't see why not.

[Exoduso]

Yeah cutting it down to the point where its shorter is fine, but I can't get myself to actually shave it all off just because I don't want a deja vu of that damn itching.

[Charla]

I thought we had a thread on this already? did it get deleted?

Damen linked to it, but everyone ignored him for some reason.