The world's largest pedophile.

[Millael]

http://music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=13535

Looks like a 50-foot-tall, laser-firing pedophile may not be too far off.

[Priran]

I'd make a quip about how that's bar-none the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but it speaks for itself.

Sounds like something out of Futurama, though.

[izembo]

yea...i really don't know what to say, sometimes i wish he would just go away.

[Scythiroth]

I'm moving out of this city asap.

[BRP]

When he dies, he is going to program his brain into the robot. So he can live forever. Like Peter Pan.

[Aeromyth]

Trump's new tower is going to be a huge arena/dome in the shape of his head with giant tentacles that look like his hair, and when birds sly over it will drift upwards in the wind and swallow them.

MJ, you're starting a very dangerous trend here... We need to stop it before Pamela Anderson makes one of her boobs and ends up crushing a small Canadian village.

[arlania]

yea...i really don't know what to say, sometimes i wish he would just go away.

You have to admit though, Jackson may be pretty fucked up right now but back in the day he was the shit. Just look at Thriller and Beat it. The guy may touch little kids or may not, but he can dance.

[GraveRobberX]

The 50ft. Robot of Micheal Jackson shooting Laser beams is getting disected by my brain.... it could only muster this:


PEW PEW PEW PEW


Also Piss on the Robot Idea http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/piss.gif


Made me vomit a little too http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/throwup.gif

[Kenai]

Still trying to fanthom the sheer amount of stupidity.

[Stilgar]

Micheal Jackson. What a fucking noob.

[Epincus]

I'd love to see this incorporated into an episode of CSI where they have to take it seriously.

[Chumbelina]

Wait.. let' me get this straight...

They're building a Michael Jackson Fel-Reaver to roam the vegas desert?

WE MUST DESTROY IT!!

[Jicent]

kinda suprised about no shoop da woop shops >.>

[Devek]

The only thing that would be gayer than that would be if he got himself a myspace.

[Obev]

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

This sentence is a thing of comedic genius. Let us admire it.

On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3...mcenroerd4.png

[Sadler]

I think its pretty awesome lol...

If it was based on the moonwalker model I think I would fly out there just for it.

Michael Jackson ftw

[Koyuki]

How has someone not killed him yet?

[Scythiroth]

How has someone not killed him yet?

He looks like he died a few years ago.

[GraveRobberX]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/rhynox/ruby2.jpg

Meh!, tried MSPaint, was bored

[BerenTebogo]

No LAZORS = crot fails.