Resist Stun

[Port]

For starters Xer's convo with me was real and unedited. Just like this one from about a year ago....

Xerxes: Hey Port.
Portis: Sup little fucker.
Xerxes: Just wanted you to know that I've been in the LS for 1 week now and I think I should be next for Novio... ahead of Nag.
Portis: No.
Xerxes: Please.
Portis: Wait your turn.
Xerxes: I'll suck your dick.
Portis: ?
Xerxes: I'm really good at sucking dick. I used to have to suck my Dad's dick for my allowance.
Portis: Find one of your own kind please for that type of activity.
Xerxes: I know I can satisfy you orally so I can get game gear.
Portis: Keep these things to yourself.
Xerxes: Seriously! Have you seen my overbite! That shit was designed for sucking dick. Comes out smooth I promise.
Portis: Not interested.
Xerxes: I'll suck your dick for the next year so I can get game gear. I have to have items. I'll fake sick and skip school and lick your balls... anything you want.
Portis: You should go to school.
Xerxes: It's too hard to go to school when I can help the LS camp Fafnir.
Portis: School is kind of important. Even if you got a ton of nice gear and sold it for $3,000 you would still have missed out on the possibility of actually making something of yourself. (I SO FUCKING CALLED THIS ONE!)
Xerxes: I would never do that.
Xerxes: Think about it Port. My overbite sliding down your RNG shaft... and all you have to do is get me some uber BLM stuff. Novio is my first choice though. I'd even scat for Novio.
Xerxes: Port... this might seem kind of forward, but could you learn to love me? Take care of me? Because as you can see I have serious problems.
Xerxes: If you love me, I'll love you back... real good.
Xerxes: You have no idea how much Novio means to me.
Xerxes: I'll eat your shit.
Xerxes: Dude!!! Please... if I suck your dick like 100 times do you think you could suck mine once maybe? Just for like 10 seconds. I'd cum so fast. Have you seen American Pie? I'm just like that dude! OMG I even look like him.
Xerxes: Fine... 1000 times?
Xerxes: 2000 times?
Xerxes: 5000 times? That's my final offer.
Xerxes: 10,000 times might be too many cause I think FFXI might not be around by then. But it were possible you know I'd do it.
Portis: FUCKING SHUT UP! FINE! YOU'RE NEXT FOR NOVIO... LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SICK FUCK!
Xerxes: I still want to suck your dick though. After I get Novio can I suck your dick?
Xerxes: I just need dick so badly now. Artifact left me and now I have no one. I figured since you control the lot order list I could try to kill 2 birds with one stone. Maybe I'm being selfish...

One year later....

Xerxes: If you're bad to me Port I'll tell Marcin.
Xerxes: He was bad to me too... so I'll also tell on him to you. He called me turtle. Have you seen that picture that someone drew of me? It looks just like me. I'll never get laid. I just saw some girl from like a mile away and came in my pants. I want to marry her now. Damn I'm so fucked up. I totally freaked out about the whole Novio thing. Now I can't keep my head on straight. I just need a friend on the server. I think if I kiss ass as much as possible someone might like a shread of me. Maybe I can camp Kings with some LS with no pearl on. That would be cool. I'd accept that. I need to talk to more of my enemies in game and try to tell them things about the people they hate so that they like me more. I need friendship in my life. I have $3,000 though. That's kind of cool. If you think about all the time that I put into FF that $3,000 is like 10¢ an hour. Pretty good rate for someone who dropped out of highschool. I guess it would be better if I was living in China. Most people get jobs and over the course of their entire lives make well over a few million dollars, have good friends, get lots of pussy, have a high school education, start families and do good things for the world that I occupy space in. What suckers they are... I have $3,000. If I can't get an LS I'm going to buy 18 set-ups for FFXI and camp Kings on my own. I'll always have myself.

http://www.baselinedc.com/osiris/xer.jpg

[kyle]

^ Fail hard

[docvicious]

i lol'd even if it is a fail =/. At anyrate , marcin so lets get it out in the air cause I am curious, is SD using Xerxes(dioma) aka to xerxes as helping a friend. Or is he officially part of SD and you were just being sarcastic about him not getting in? I thought u were serious ; ; .

On another note I have to say that willingly giving up school to go for a GED is pretty sad. I'm hispanic and very few of us even do that. At least hispanic and mexicans do something to get kicked out of school or the girls get pregnant and have to go to night school (which btw is still a diploma not a ged) I have no gripes about people who get ged's all the power to them. But a simple "I didn't like going to school anymore so I stopped to get my ged" doesn't cut it. I swear some teacher is reading this and crying his eyes out, and If Nicholas was still around you would probably be one of the students on his list that he made cry yearly.

And I don't know about other father's out there since I am not one, however I know many of them and if their son's ever said they were tired of school and wanted a ged they would beat the shit out of them. Not to mention that If they weren't that extreme they would seriously be disappointed. You're dad may love you but deep down inside just as your mother does.(ex.. why you got grounded from the game so many times because you couldn't pass school) They are wondering where they went wrong to make you fail so badly, however it can be put on them all you like on a divorce all you like. But when it comes down to it the only failure is you because you weren't strong enough to make it through.

edited cause I said at any rate to much sounded so gay.

[Einherjar]

I'll clear it up, he's not in SD now, nor will he ever be.

[Ravenlokk]

...stuff...

edited cause I said at any rate to much and im so gay.

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jk love you doc. And i still miss Nich

[Nixeh]

sup gilgamesh!
zomg some good things here...when i was playing virtua tennis 3 or sleeping >.>

btw i'm happy to know maevina face now. She looks how she acts.
dunno how to say that in english.

marcin nice MSpaint skillz! ho wait it's photoshop CS3 maybe! look at mine! ;D

Xer's Death :

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...er_deathv1.jpg

i guess the seal with the warp cudgel is lance a bit* angry ;X but i'm not sure! i added manvina lolwhm meleeing from a dynamis bastok screenshot!

[Marcin]

Was MSPaint... I don't have photoshop but wtf at that pic Nixeh?

[Mags]

tl;dr maevina's actually a chick?

Aers, promise me we'll never end up like those two.

[Asmik]

tl;dr maevina's actually a chick?

Aers, promise me we'll never end up like those two.

god Aers is already cheating on me with another guy?

just coz you made a paladin?




/wrists

[Grad]

Asmik!

[Wolfheinrich]

sup gilgamesh!
zomg some good things here...when i was playing virtua tennis 3 or sleeping >.>

btw i'm happy to know maevina face now. She looks how she acts.
dunno how to say that in english.

marcin nice MSpaint skillz! ho wait it's photoshop CS3 maybe! look at mine! ;D

Xer's Death :

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...er_deathv1.jpg

i guess the seal with the warp cudgel is lance a pit angry ;X but i'm not sure! i added manvina lolwhm meleeing from a dynamis bastok screenshot!

Nice pic Nixeh!

@Marcin, please add the aura on, otherwise it won't show the intensity of the battle; we don't want that do we?

I need to add some pic of my own!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93.../Nynja_Cap.jpg
Raven, if you put that cap on instead, may be you can play Nynja for us?

[Mags]

I've got the blessings he needs asmik, what you got?

[Asmik]

I've got the blessings he needs asmik, what you got?

iono, 13675 hp unbuffed? :3

i got nothing

[Silaqua]

Nixeh, I love you. That's all I have to say.

[aers]

Getting back on topic.. (the second one, not the original); why didn't someone just post this evidence Maevina was a chick like, months ago when we all thought otherwise? Then again that would have made some of the older drama threads less funny.

[Nixeh]

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[Nixeh]

Nixeh, I love you. That's all I have to say.

then marry me you lazy ! and come to belgium we have good fries ;X

[Bagel]

i do love you, i think you're beautiful, etc.

Cracked me up.

[Silaqua]

Nixeh, I love you. That's all I have to say.

then marry me you lazy ! and come to belgium we have good fries ;X

American fries have made me so obese that I can't move from this chair;;.

[Nixeh]

Nixeh, I love you. That's all I have to say.

then marry me you lazy ! and come to belgium we have good fries ;X

American fries have made me so obese that I can't move from this chair;;.

lol lets a try a rocketwomen to belgium !