The slightly gimp / confused / wtf player thread

[blister1]

Ok, I finally get to contribute here and in good fashion too!

http://i14.tinypic.com/871al4w.jpg

Combat Caster's Scimitar +1, Chestnut Wand, Chakram, N/A
Electrum Hairpin, Willpower Torque, Opal Earring, Onyx Earring
AF Body, AF Hands, Electrum Ring, San d'Orian Ring
Black Cape, Royal Knight's Belt, AF Legs, AF Feet

Currently parsing to the lowest ACC I've seen on any xp mob hands down at 32.84% ACC (and we have a DNC using quickstep)

Why? :ashira:

Edit: nvm he's down to 31.89% ACC

Edit2: I also forget to mention he almost exclusively uses Poison Breath and Hecatomb Wave unless he's doing a self SC

You actually bothered parsing this douche instead of booting it?

[Ratatapa]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1115/lolpldzd2.jpg

I've seen worse, but still. I HATE PURPLE FEET PLD, (no koenig shield,parade gorget and hospitalier full time)

I wonder why he use hospitalier full time when he never cures himself ....

[thunderlips]

And for another wtf player:

Shield + Parrying skill up build of course.

[Capo]

campaign is plagued with purple-foot syndrome

[Livsenjel]

the game is plagued with purple-foot syndrome

qft.

[Dexy]

He's a sack holder too, lol.

[Fredjan]

I've seen worse.

Try this on for size:

Novio earring BLM, sackholder in my LS, etc:

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...007/HowSad.png

Yeah, you read that line correctly. The BLM's reason for using aquilo's staff? the INT+5 and skill+10 apparently. Clearly we BLMs have been doing it all wrong. Even after being told that ice/Aquilo's staff weakens wind spells, he said he uses it for everything. Clearly the INT+5 makes up for the damage-10/15% amirite?

[Undeadhunter]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...b/img_1877.jpg

[Callisto]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...b/img_1877.jpg

At least he's got white feet!



And I really need to express how absolutely horrifying Galkas in Errant Houppelandes look.

[Belkin]

shadow ring

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Suiram]

I've seen worse.

Try this on for size:

Novio earring BLM, sackholder in my LS, etc:

[/img]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh146/Fredjan_2007/HowSad.png[/img]

Yeah, you read that line correctly. The BLM's reason for using aquilo's staff? the INT+5 and skill+10 apparently. Clearly we BLMs have been doing it all wrong. Even after being told that ice/Aquilo's staff weakens wind spells, he said he uses it for everything. Clearly the INT+5 makes up for the damage-10/15% amirite?

That screenshot brings back the sinking feeling I felt in the pit of my stomach after I'd mined the shit out of Ifrit's Cauldron every day for over a month to pay for Aquilo's and Pluto's staves, only to find out that I needed one for every element (granted this was 3 and a half years ago and I was level 40, this guy should know better lol).

[Callisto]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ftfy

[Jaybar]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...b/img_1877.jpg

Oh the joy of point systems!

[Msnl]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/712...6224846zx7.png

Seriously.

[DeadLegend]

Did they manage to retardstrength it to death or was the aery blessed with a wipe?

[Spekkio]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/712...6224846zx7.png

Seriously.

i think...i just felt my brain snap. i can't even focus on one problem long enough to fully analyze it before i feel compelled to examine the next transgression. i'd been afraid to lvl my taru pld out of fear i'd suck at it, but if THAT can make it to 75...well...maybe i'm selling myself short. (no pun intended.)

[Msnl]

Did they manage to retardstrength it to death or was the aery blessed with a wipe?

Wipe about 57~ minutes in? Another ls got claim and killed it before rage.

It's sad because this same thing happens every time they claim, they take the full time just to barely kill it or wipe right at the end.

[Asura_Zilla]

Winnar: this RDM invited me (RDM/BLM) to a merit party, and I thought "why not? I'm lolthf anyways >.>" so I join. First thing I notice was double RDM which made me go wtf but I didn't bother at the time about that. Anyways, the party decides to go to bird camp and right as I arrive at porter I catch a glimpse of the RDM right before she zones. As I zone into Alzadaal I check her and... voila:

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/b...awesomerdm.png

Main/Sub: Wing Sword
Range: Expunger
Head: Faerie Hairpin
Neck: Chiv. Chain
Ear1: Death Earring
Ear2: Insomnia Earring
Body: Narasimha's Vest
Hands: Ogre Gloves
Rings: Sun Ringx2
Back: Empowering Mantle
Waist: Hierarch Belt
Legs: Vendor's Slops
Feet: Errant Pigaches

Afterwards, right as we arrive at camp, I use food, ring, etcetc we kill 1 mob (yes, it was meleeing) and 20 secs after the mob is dead she starts telling me to do my job. I replied "I didn't bring /ra, and I don't pull bird camp", she goes "..." then I get kicked. Owell, I had TP and I decided to have some fun. Took me same time to solo 1 bird as it took them 1 and a half birds :3. Kinda pissed about wasted food/ring though...

[Tajin]

Novio idiots, shadow ring gimps, and -ENM /NIN.

Page made of win.

[Bulletbeast]

In town, no idea if they use it for anything. Don't know if they solo a lot of enms and figured why sell leather (10k i think) when i could craft into this...

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6...0452jw1.th.png