The slightly gimp / confused / wtf player thread

[Vile]

This was taken late in the dominion cycle a few weeks ago. This guy is a member of the only active jp hnmls on the server. I really have no idea what he was thinking, or what exactly he was planning to do in the event of HQ. . or NQ for that matter. It was upsetting when his shell didn't claim, this post could have been 10 times better if they had.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...324_010641.png

[Falconblade]

Just from looking at the gear, I thought it was a gear confused PLD/WAR.
WAR/THF Joyeuse main wow

[HAcoreRD]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w.../Assailant.jpg
wtf?
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w.../claustrum.jpg
just because...

Oh shit, Acc+20! Maybe Spirit taker will land!

[Senoska]

This was taken late in the dominion cycle a few weeks ago. This guy is a member of the only active jp hnmls on the server. I really have no idea what he was thinking, or what exactly he was planning to do in the event of HQ. . or NQ for that matter. It was upsetting when his shell didn't claim, this post could have been 10 times better if they had.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...324_010641.png

blah fuck I was all ready to qoute this and be liek "well.... its bad but I dunno if its this thread bad" but then I seen his job. and cryed a little (thought he was a really confused PLD...)

[Shoju]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/ ... 010641.png

this makes baby jesus cry a little ; ;

[elison]

Didn't know which thread to post this in, but I'll stay safe and post it here:
Yes, this was in a merit party. Yes, that's his tp AND ws gear. No, he didn't macro swap anything. He spammed Shield Break.......

Didn't you read his Bazaar comment? "To rule the future you must conquer the past"

He has CONQUERED 2004!!! And will pave the road of our future.

Well, he wasn't conquering shit in that merit party.

[Eliseos]

This was taken late in the dominion cycle a few weeks ago. This guy is a member of the only active jp hnmls on the server. I really have no idea what he was thinking, or what exactly he was planning to do in the event of HQ. . or NQ for that matter. It was upsetting when his shell didn't claim, this post could have been 10 times better if they had.
[img]war wanna be a pld[/img]

I miss Stage

[Alastaire]

*guy offhanding Seiryu's Sword*

It's rather sad how many of these I get.

[cassiraa]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y14...RGLimbus-1.png


This is his full-time gear, no swaps, not WS gear, And he doesn't have /WAR or /SAM leveled.

Not 'worst' but certainly misguided. He's a nice guy and in my limbus shell, but BG, How do you tell someone who has been "loldrg" for so long "hey, you're gimp" without sounding cruel and having him shut his brain down the second he hears anybody criticize him [which he does. constantly.]

[Gere]

This is his full-time gear, no swaps, not WS gear, And he doesn't have /WAR or /SAM leveled.

Not 'worst' but certainly misguided. He's a nice guy and in my limbus shell, but BG, How do you tell someone who has been "loldrg" for so long "hey, you're gimp" without sounding cruel and having him shut his brain down the second he hears anybody criticize him [which he does. constantly.]

Come on the linkshell when he's on and say "man that was the worst party ever, there was this idiot who kept meleeing in hecatomb who got outparsed by the pup".

[Sonomaa]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y14...RGLimbus-1.png


This is his full-time gear, no swaps, not WS gear, And he doesn't have /WAR or /SAM leveled.

Not 'worst' but certainly misguided. He's a nice guy and in my limbus shell, but BG, How do you tell someone who has been "loldrg" for so long "hey, you're gimp" without sounding cruel and having him shut his brain down the second he hears anybody criticize him [which he does. constantly.]

michaera can fix him, we finally outfitted that kitty with homam body, drg is excellent when geared properly, but the other thousand dipshits who gear it wrong give the handful of good ones a bad name

[Ryko]

I'd never put a DRG in unless their only other option were MNK on a non-zerg fight

[Swatt]

This was taken late in the dominion cycle a few weeks ago. This guy is a member of the only active jp hnmls on the server. I really have no idea what he was thinking, or what exactly he was planning to do in the event of HQ. . or NQ for that matter. It was upsetting when his shell didn't claim, this post could have been 10 times better if they had.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...324_010641.png

he wanted to look like a paladin probably. i had a couple career war friends who would use that gear for town gear. the rest of his gear looks OKish for war/nin

[Cletis]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y14...RGLimbus-1.png


This is his full-time gear, no swaps, not WS gear, And he doesn't have /WAR or /SAM leveled.

Not 'worst' but certainly misguided. He's a nice guy and in my limbus shell, but BG, How do you tell someone who has been "loldrg" for so long "hey, you're gimp" without sounding cruel and having him shut his brain down the second he hears anybody criticize him [which he does. constantly.]

michaera can fix him, we finally outfitted that kitty with homam body, drg is excellent when geared properly, but the other thousand dipshits who gear it wrong give the handful of good ones a bad name

all those other dipshits dont have BG to 'outfit their kitty' that and they're too lazy to lvl whm or something usefull

[Vigilia]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y14...RGLimbus-1.png


This is his full-time gear, no swaps, not WS gear, And he doesn't have /WAR or /SAM leveled.

Not 'worst' but certainly misguided. He's a nice guy and in my limbus shell, but BG, How do you tell someone who has been "loldrg" for so long "hey, you're gimp" without sounding cruel and having him shut his brain down the second he hears anybody criticize him [which he does. constantly.]

michaera can fix him, we finally outfitted that kitty with homam body, drg is excellent when geared properly, but the other thousand dipshits who gear it wrong give the handful of good ones a bad name

I think he's been watching what other DRGs wear in town and based his gear on that. Or he's partially a lazy sonofabitch that's waiting on you guys to get lucky in Limbus and not bothering about feet/body for example until Homam. I hate players like that, way back we had a NIN that persistently showed up in the worst gear ever to gods tanking in SH and those lvl 55 royal knight (?) pants and STR rings and such just talking about how much he wants osode/haidate. Never spending his own money on Arhat's or +enmity or anything at all that would had helped him tank. Needless to say he didn't really do much tanking and just leeched his way to abjs. and god drops. Grrrr.

What's worst about DRGs like him/her is that they could outfit themselves with better gear for cheaper than what they are wearing. Optical hat is free, if he camped Assault Jerkin and sold Barone body he could get probably all Spiked Finger Gauntlets/Tarasque+1s, Mezraq AND Barone boots for the same money. Or he could do assaults for Amir boots which are free until you get lucky in Limbus and he can get some Homam body/feet. Etc. I mean he's got nice gear in some slots (I'm assuming that's Triumph/Brutal on his ear and Forager's on back) but rest is just in at the wrong time. /sigh

[Gasgul]

nvm,

dont drink and post kids

[Gatsby]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9223/wtfmestcr3.png

Macha+1
Genbu's Shield
Phantom Tathlum
RDM AF1 Hat
Harmonia's Torque (if I remember properly)
Eris x2
Duelist Tabard
Duelist Gloves
Tamas Ring
Shadow RIng
HBM
Penitent Rope
Crim Legs
and I think Duelist Boots +1

Was at Behedom.

[sleekmotorwurkz]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9223/wtfmestcr3.png

Macha+1
Genbu's Shield
Phantom Tathlum
RDM AF1 Hat
Harmonia's Torque (if I remember properly)
Eris x2
Duelist Tabard
Duelist Gloves
Tamas Ring
Shadow RIng
HBM
Penitent Rope
Crim Legs
and I think Duelist Boots +1

Was at Behedom.

Maybe he was planning on mazurka tanking

[Gatsby]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9223/wtfmestcr3.png

Macha+1
Genbu's Shield
Phantom Tathlum
RDM AF1 Hat
Harmonia's Torque (if I remember properly)
Eris x2
Duelist Tabard
Duelist Gloves
Tamas Ring
Shadow RIng
HBM
Penitent Rope
Crim Legs
and I think Duelist Boots +1

Was at Behedom.

Maybe he was planning on mazurka tanking

Do the -enmity calculations.. you'll see why I wonder about that.

[Aodh]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9223/wtfmestcr3.png

Macha+1
Genbu's Shield
Phantom Tathlum
RDM AF1 Hat
Harmonia's Torque (if I remember properly)
Eris x2
Duelist Tabard
Duelist Gloves
Tamas Ring
Shadow RIng
HBM
Penitent Rope
Crim Legs
and I think Duelist Boots +1

Was at Behedom.

Maybe he was planning on mazurka tanking

Do the -enmity calculations.. you'll see why I wonder about that.

Macha+1 (+4)
Genbu's Shield (0)
Phantom Tathlum (0)
RDM AF1 Hat (0)
Harmonia's Torque (+3)
Eris x2 (+4)
Duelist Tabard (0)
Duelist Gloves (0)
Tamas Ring (-3)
Shadow RIng (0)
HBM (+5)
Penitent Rope (-3)
Crim Legs (0)
Duelist Boots +1 (0)
=+10 enmity

With haste and fast cast pre-Mazurka nerf would have easily held hate. He's tanked JoL for Seashell before.