The slightly gimp / confused / wtf player thread

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Dude, he merits at Uglyguard range all the time, lay off.

[HAcoreRD]

Dude, he merits at Uglyguard range all the time, lay off.

seriously. Plus using Ruby Rings over flame shows he's too manly for the extra strength, and the NQ Amemet, well shit. he doesn't need the extra STr or the attack. We should follow his example

[Max™]

That's not Thief's Knife, its a Mandau.

That's the saddest quote I've ever read regarding FFXI.

[Tempyst]

don't think I seen a more bandwagon sam than this gimp:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...a/gimpsam5.jpg
seriously onikiri at 75 is really bad plus hachiman full time

Full hachiman is the new tabarzins

[yayaok]

That's not Thief's Knife, its a Mandau.

That's the saddest quote I've ever read regarding FFXI.

i dunno why, this shit made me lol

[Akroma_Seraph]

That's not Thief's Knife, its a Mandau.

That's the saddest quote I've ever read regarding FFXI.

i dunno why, this shit made me lol

wow.. just wow, I fell over and cried for a few mins and I am still at a loss of what to say.

[Valrath]

Love this little gem:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...th/Gimpthf.jpg

Mainhand: Misericorde
Offhand: Behemoth Knife (wtf?)
L.ear: Minuet earring (no brd)
L.ring: Venerers
Feet: Winged boots
Ranged/ammo: don't remember, but it was pure crap.

Never saw any blinking, so I'm assuming no macro swaps. Did sucky damage and pulled slower than molasses.

Also in this pt (didn't nab a SS) was a fucking hachiman sam, but wait it gets even better. He wasn't the typical gimp sam who just has hachiman body and no hauby, but he actually had a hauby and chose to use domaru over it. If that's not confused, I dunno what is. Nin was sucky too. Stop fucking up my XP to gain ws points for sucky weaponskills you'll never use. He wasn't even closing sc, so he only got 1 point, so he might as well just have spammed them. And what ws did he use you ask? If you said "Blade: Jin", you're wrong, hai2u blade: ten.

edit: should have posted this earlier:
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...h/gimppld1.jpg

Full shade +1, hp earring, out of date sword. Yes it's subjob level, and I can see recylcing shade +1, but the hp earrings? That just makes me die a little inside.

[Antonidas]

So I had a conversation with some guy the other day...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/ent1.png

Clearly, we are all mistaken.

[Akiyama]

So I had a conversation with some guy the other day...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/ent1.png

Clearly, we are all mistaken.

Clearly. I've been playing SAM all wrong

[Spekkio]

So I had a conversation with some guy the other day...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/ent1.png

Clearly, we are all mistaken.

lack of haste gear would indeed explain why he's slow.

[Koyuki]

So I had a conversation with some guy the other day...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/ent1.png

Clearly, we are all mistaken.

The more you know!

[HAcoreRD]

So I had a conversation with some guy the other day...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/ent1.png

Clearly, we are all mistaken.

ah fuck. I been levelling SAM wrong

[TrueZero]

So I had a conversation with some guy the other day...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/ent1.png

Clearly, we are all mistaken.

The last line is so over-the-top retarded it would look sarcastic if it weren't painfully serious.

[Bregor]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23...906_214003.png


I... Just... Idk...

The last couple times I checked this thread, you were photbucket'd. Now that I see this abomination... Since it looks like he has money to throw at cursed -1, maybe he can pay someone to get sea for him and get some Homam. More max MP might let him dispense with the Aspir Knife.

Also, BQ Ring + GoH = wut?

[Spekkio]

that's wtf on so many levels... isn't the proc rate on that knife abhorrent? and doesn't the mob have to have mp? maybe i'm bloody loony but i don't remember cerb having MP (though i've never come to it on blm, strangely.)

[Judai]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23...906_214003.png


I... Just... Idk...

The last couple times I checked this thread, you were photbucket'd. Now that I see this abomination... Since it looks like he has money to throw at cursed -1, maybe he can pay someone to get sea for him and get some Homam. More max MP might let him dispense with the Aspir Knife.

Also, BQ Ring + GoH = wut?

I don't bother taking off my BQR for Cerb, never hurt me in the past. -Fire resist doesn't mean you take more damage, just less chance you resist it. The Jelly Ring, Aspir Knife and other shit is retarded tho..

and that quote from the SAM/Haste thing mad me cry.

[Jokerr]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...908_233744.png
i didnt know...

[Tricen]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23...906_214003.png


I... Just... Idk...

The last couple times I checked this thread, you were photbucket'd. Now that I see this abomination... Since it looks like he has money to throw at cursed -1, maybe he can pay someone to get sea for him and get some Homam. More max MP might let him dispense with the Aspir Knife.

Also, BQ Ring + GoH = wut?

I don't bother taking off my BQR for Cerb, never hurt me in the past. -Fire resist doesn't mean you take more damage, just less chance you resist it. The Jelly Ring, Aspir Knife and other shit is retarded tho..

and that quote from the SAM/Haste thing mad me cry.

Should I mention he has a Hauteclaire?

[Tricen]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23...909_051133.png

<_< Love torque

[juilan]

So I had a conversation with some guy the other day...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4...lefor/ent1.png

Clearly, we are all mistaken.

ah fuck. I been levelling SAM wrong

looks like i've been leveling SAM wrong too... i thought i wanted to hit fast with a high dmg weapon and kill myself when i had meditate up <.< ah SAM pre-two hand patch in traditional parties ...