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    If I got laid when I was 11 I'd be fucking stoked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TsingTao
    You're kidding right? I look at the world today and wonder how I will keep my kids from sex fiends by the time they're 10. Modern life is inundated with all sorts of things that will get kids thinking about sex way earlier then when I was a kid.

    All it takes is one lazy parent that doesn't watch what their kids do on the Intertubes and it's instant sex party. And not just "I stole a peek at Dad's Playboys!" sex. Crazy party orgy sex. Three girls, a horse, and a gallon of ice cream sex. God knows what bizzare fetish no child should ever see at age 11 sex. And tons of it.

    How many parents do you think really watch what their kids are doing online today instead of just shoving their thumb up their ass and expecting someone else to do their job for them and "keep the Internet safe for kids"? That doesn't even touch TV, movies, music & videos, printed media, advertising across the spectrum, and current fashion trends.

    What's sad is the fact that the parents of these kids won't get publicly flogged for being worthless, lazy sacks of crap. If your kids have gotten to this point at age 11-13 you fail. Guarantee they'll say it was someone else's fault and sue god knows who for millions.
    You're right. I don't remember much about things before high school, but it was a much different time back then, for me, than now it seems. Maybe I just made good friends or I was raised very well, but I don't think those types of things ever crossed my mind until maybe late middle school or early high school.

    Your last paragraph basically describes how this country seems to work now, it's getting really bad and I really don't see that ever getting fixed.

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    Article doesnt say but were they having safe sex?

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    lol probably not, but if they were 11 i doubt it would matter much lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gandorf
    I know somehow those kids are gonna blame something then its the whole OMG This thing made my kid do it.

    Then next thing you know It's getting banned by some mom group that want to keep their kids safe from the world till their dead.

    Also i would like to give that boy a high five, I wish i was getting some action instead of collecting poke-min cards 8)
    You'd give the boy a high five, but the girls would be considered whores I'm guessing? Sounds about right.

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    I don't call girls whores, I call them females who have had a lot of experience. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by kazen
    lol probably not, but if they were 11 i doubt it would matter much lol.
    Girls have become pregnant as early as 9, and if they're having sex there's a good chance at least some of the boys had reached puberty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterBob
    Quote Originally Posted by kazen
    lol probably not, but if they were 11 i doubt it would matter much lol.
    Girls have become pregnant as early as 9, and if they're having sex there's a good chance at least some of the boys had reached puberty.
    o_O

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    wtf 9? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterBob
    Quote Originally Posted by kazen
    lol probably not, but if they were 11 i doubt it would matter much lol.
    Girls have become pregnant as early as 9, and if they're having sex there's a good chance at least some of the boys had reached puberty.
    I think his point was that a 12 year old boy won't be able to impregnate a female.

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    How...can they have sex when they're 11? My sister just turned 12 yesterday and the thought of her having sex is like the most...weird thing I can think of!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    How...can they have sex when they're 11? My sister just turned 12 yesterday and the thought of her having sex is like the most...weird thing I can think of!
    that, and along with another couple joining her and her bf next to them, practically making it an orgy, all the while a class of students watching.

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    http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

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    obviously this is different... but it's entirely possible. hence the need for parents to get off their asses and educate their kids instead of sheltering them for an obvious and serious eventuality

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Quote Originally Posted by MisterBob
    Quote Originally Posted by kazen
    lol probably not, but if they were 11 i doubt it would matter much lol.
    Girls have become pregnant as early as 9, and if they're having sex there's a good chance at least some of the boys had reached puberty.
    I think his point was that a 12 year old boy won't be able to impregnate a female.
    If I remember science class right, yes he would be able to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

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    obviously this is different... but it's entirely possible. hence the need for parents to get off their asses and educate their kids instead of sheltering them for an obvious and serious eventuality
    Damn, that is just too freaky....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

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    obviously this is different... but it's entirely possible. hence the need for parents to get off their asses and educate their kids instead of sheltering them for an obvious and serious eventuality
    What the fuck...

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    Well in the olden days kids were married off at this age so it isn't impossible that they had kids...it's just the principle of the thing.

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    on that same token just cause they were married at that age doesn't mean they were thrown together in a room and had sex. back in those days it was all about being extremely conservative anyways.

    ever see a picture of beaches from the 20's-30's? everyone wearing full-body swimsuits lol

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    ever see a picture of beaches from the 20's-30's? everyone wearing full-body swimsuits lol
    god we are so superior now

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    4chan is no doubt having a field day with this...

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