Premier Site Summit Wrap-Up (04/04/2007)

[chesh]

Maybe next update they'll require a peripheral that reads explicit loli hentai next to you on the train then touches you inappropriately when you try and shut the game down.

I imagine the only thing that would bother a lot of the playerbase about this is if the peripheral would not share the lolicon with them.

[Mifaco]

ToAU may have upped the ante as far as fucking annoying TP moves go, but Amnesiaga, Snatch Morsel, and Silencega is preferable to being raped in the face by Condemnation or Hell Slash

Meanwhile, at the Square-Enix headquarters located in a hollowed-out undersea volcano...

Dev 1: This new mob is a Tarus.
Dev 2: Boy, it looks scary. Is it aggressive to sight or sound.
Dev 1: We were thinking of making them aggressive to sight and sound, like Ahriman.

CoP Director Beelzebub enters the room.

Beelzebub: What kind of weapon skills does it have?
Dev 1: Well, we have one that removes shadows, another that is an AoE defense down, and a line of sight flash and slow move.
Beelzebub: I think you need to CoP up those TP moves.
Dev 1: How about instead of line of sight flash and slow, we make it stun?
Beelzebub: More CoP!
Dev 1: Umm... Line of sight terror and curse?
Beelzebub: MORE CoP!!
Dev 1: Line of sight doom?!
Beelzebub: MAXIMUM CoP!!!
Dev 1: Line of sight doom that is nearly impossible to remove with cursna?
Beelzebub: Excellent. How else can we increase the CoP of this mob?
Dev 2: We can make it true sight.
Beelzebub: Fantastic. That is a truly horribly mob for a truly horribly expansion.

Brilliant. I would absolutely love to see the thought process that lead to Soulflayer TP moves; I can't think of a better way of telling merit parties to fuck off by placing soulflayers next to imps.

[Bakthi]

Brilliant. I would absolutely love to see the thought process that lead to Soulflayer TP moves; I can't think of a better way of telling merit parties to fuck off by placing soulflayers next to imps.

I'm sure Blue Mages are terribly depressed that they have a few awesome solo/duo merit camps that regular parties will almost never try to take. I wish they'd done the same for BSTs.