Dumb player names

[Thistle]

http://www.myspace.com/colbyonmyspace

Oh god, that's more like it.

[ninjafox]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...021_075342.png

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...021_075211.png

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...021_075058.png

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...021_075011.png

[EdgeMoragan]

Wow that is an adventure right there.

[Obev]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6...8221949jc6.png

[Guitarman]

LMAO Buttmustard. That's the best one yet. WTH does that even mean.

[chapstick]

Exactly what you think it means.

[Rocl]

Oh god why is Buttmustard so funny?

[Howard Roark]

Oh god why is Buttmustard so funny?

oh god i'm trying so hard not to laugh at work

[Aksannyi]

OMG I'm laughing so hard at Yaoi and Buttmustard.

[Keria]

I just ran by a taru called Whistledick

[Seraphus]

http://www.myspace.com/colbyonmyspace

Oh god, that's more like it.

I just laughed so hard I think I grew another spleen

[TheShadyMan]

Oh god why is Buttmustard so funny?

oh god i'm trying so hard not to laugh at work

Mission failed. =(

[matt4684]

I figured this one was appropriate given the name of the thread

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/c...408_220032.png

[Tsutsumiko]

Wow I'm surprised my name doesn't appear here at all!

I think I have one of the worst names in FFXI, and some people seem to agree (My character is named "Tsutsumiko" in fact)

Yes I'm aware it literally means nothing. The original name was mean to be "Tsumiko", for a FOnewearl I used in Phantasy Star Online.

Anyone who's ever played that game knows that drops are based off the Party Leader's Section ID (There is 1 Section ID for every color.) I personally loved the "Red" section ID because of my fondness for the rare weapon "Lavis Cannon." (Which I wanted to get and give it to my Hunter)

Sadly, Section IDs are based on your name. So to get a good section ID, you had to mess around with the name until finally you get what you want. That name was the only name that I could get that gave me red...and it sounds kinda cool when you say it. :D

And there's your history lesson for the day!

[Eraphiel]

Wow I'm surprised my name doesn't appear here at all!

I think I have one of the worst names in FFXI, and some people seem to agree (My character is named "Tsutsumiko" in fact)

Yes I'm aware it literally means nothing. The original name was mean to be "Tsumiko", for a FOnewearl I used in Phantasy Star Online.

Anyone who's ever played that game knows that drops are based off the Party Leader's Section ID (There is 1 Section ID for every color.) I personally loved the "Red" section ID because of my fondness for the rare weapon "Lavis Cannon." (Which I wanted to get and give it to my Hunter)

Sadly, Section IDs are based on your name. So to get a good section ID, you had to mess around with the name until finally you get what you want. That name was the only name that I could get that gave me red...and it sounds kinda cool when you say it. :D

And there's your history lesson for the day!

You could add spaces to the end of your name to change section IDs too...worked for the 2 characters I played on <__<;

[Tsutsumiko]

Wow I'm surprised my name doesn't appear here at all!

I think I have one of the worst names in FFXI, and some people seem to agree (My character is named "Tsutsumiko" in fact)

Yes I'm aware it literally means nothing. The original name was mean to be "Tsumiko", for a FOnewearl I used in Phantasy Star Online.

Anyone who's ever played that game knows that drops are based off the Party Leader's Section ID (There is 1 Section ID for every color.) I personally loved the "Red" section ID because of my fondness for the rare weapon "Lavis Cannon." (Which I wanted to get and give it to my Hunter)

Sadly, Section IDs are based on your name. So to get a good section ID, you had to mess around with the name until finally you get what you want. That name was the only name that I could get that gave me red...and it sounds kinda cool when you say it. :D

And there's your history lesson for the day!

You could add spaces to the end of your name to change section IDs too...worked for the 2 characters I played on <__<;

Yeah yeah but ... then you'd have this HUGE gap at the end of your character's name when a NPC addressed you in cutscenes and just... it was all kinda of meh. I remember trying that but it was like... 8 spaces around my name to get it to work. This just sounded better at the time... which was like... 8 years ago.

[TheShadyMan]

http://www.ffxiah.com/player.php?id=521185&sid=28
I lawled hard.

[Darkslitter]

Wow I'm surprised my name doesn't appear here at all!

I think I have one of the worst names in FFXI, and some people seem to agree (My character is named "Tsutsumiko" in fact)

Yes I'm aware it literally means nothing. The original name was mean to be "Tsumiko", for a FOnewearl I used in Phantasy Star Online.

Anyone who's ever played that game knows that drops are based off the Party Leader's Section ID (There is 1 Section ID for every color.) I personally loved the "Red" section ID because of my fondness for the rare weapon "Lavis Cannon." (Which I wanted to get and give it to my Hunter)

Sadly, Section IDs are based on your name. So to get a good section ID, you had to mess around with the name until finally you get what you want. That name was the only name that I could get that gave me red...and it sounds kinda cool when you say it. :D

And there's your history lesson for the day!

You could add spaces to the end of your name to change section IDs too...worked for the 2 characters I played on <__<;

Yeah yeah but ... then you'd have this HUGE gap at the end of your character's name when a NPC addressed you in cutscenes and just... it was all kinda of meh. I remember trying that but it was like... 8 spaces around my name to get it to work. This just sounded better at the time... which was like... 8 years ago.

I was a Human Hunter (slitter because of the swords) wearing all black clothes (Dark) (I was like 11 when i started playing the game and my creativity skills suck) Anyways, kinda just kept the name because of how unintentionally emo it is and found that funny.

[Callisto]

Not that I dislike my moniker at all, but I named my character after the moon of Jupiter.

After a few months into the game and EVERY SINGLE goddamn party referring to me as 'her' and 'she', I google the shit, and it's a nymph who got raped and knocked up by Zeus and then turned into a fuckin bear, as well as a fine line of women's shoes.

Oh, and a Finnish death metal band.

[Aella]

Not that I dislike my moniker at all, but I named my character after the moon of Jupiter.

After a few months into the game and EVERY SINGLE goddamn party referring to me as 'her' and 'she', I google the shit, and it's a nymph who got raped and knocked up by Zeus and then turned into a fuckin bear, as well as a fine line of women's shoes.

Oh, and a Finnish death metal band.

Awesome, haha.

I just did a search for Greek baby names, found out Aella means whirlwind and stuck with it. Aella was also an Amazon warrior killed by Herakles in his search Hippolyta's girdle. o.O