This dude at my work has a nice and shiny new mustang and parks in a handicapped spot. I thought this was a little odd and thought maybe he was being a dick because he thought his car was too nice to park amongst the normal people.
Sure enough, the guy has a handicapped card up on his mirror. But honestly, what handicapped person drives a mustang? Don't they usually drive a van to accomodate their handicap?
I mean, his fucking license plate says GOALIE4 for Christ's sake. I saw him walking from his car to the office door and I didn't see any noticeable handicap. No limp, nothing.
So what the fuck is this bullshit?
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