It's hard to imagine how exactly something like this gets made. I imagine an AIC executive going to the bathroom in Akihabara and spotting a note scrawled in sharpie on the wall: "For a cheapo show call 1-900-Windmill." Or a group of animators in a room full of fragrant smoke and pornographic PC games. "What should we make next?" one asks. Another gestures with his cigar at the third animator, facing a wall stacked with random bishojo games. "I dunno, ask Watanabe, he's got the dart." My favorite scenario, though, is the one in which Aria wanders into a seedy bar, gets wasted and wakes up next to a pair of porn movies and a harem comedy and goes "Oh sh**." However it came into being, this is as vapid, transparent, and terribly written a show as it'll ever be your misfortune to watch. So don't