Real life pic thread

[EternityEnd]

Doofus =/= Everyone. Take no heed, hot guys of BG.

[Tyche]

Everyone always posts the "best picture I can find". Your hat is ugly btw...

Anyway, you should post the worst possibly picture of yourself...I would start, but honestly, there is no bad picture of me. I'm that god damned good looking.

[archibaldcrane]

wait... I thought archibaldcrane was gay. I could swear I've seen you in the eye candy for ladies/gay men thread.

am I wrong here? or do are you just an equal-opportunity type of guy?

Ha, if I showed up in there, I'm pretty sure it was someone else posting pics of me. (there might be some sexy shirtless ones floating around somewhere...)

Take what you will from the "my first blowjobs" story, but I'd say I'm 98% straight. Only, um, male-gendered person I've ever kissed was my best friend Paul in 4th grade, and I had nothing to do with that! I punched him afterwards.

Strange, he didn't turn out to be gay either.

[EternityEnd]

Obviously all straight guys have but to realize they are really bisexual.

[Tyche]

I must've missed your first blowjob story. Was it from a tranny?

[Tsuko_Asura]

Obviously all straight guys have but to realize they are really bisexual.

Get this by Cautery and the three of us can make a night of it?

EDIT: And subsequent morning

[EternityEnd]

Get this by Cautery and the three of us can make a night of it?

EDIT: And subsequent morning

Fuck yes.

I probably wouldn't let cautery leave by morning, tbh.

[zoobernut]

Archi should really just have a "strange sexual conquests/experiences" thread that is stickied. This comes up fairly often on these boards.

[Tsuko_Asura]

Fuck yes.

I probably wouldn't let cautery leave by morning, tbh.

As long as I can stay too >:

[Azkarin2]

Everyone always posts the "best picture I can find". Your hat is ugly btw...

Woah. Woah. Hold up there good sir. Those are fightin' words.

[Tyche]

Ooh, found a terrible picture of myself. Apparently, I sleep with my eyes somewhat open as well as my mouth. Jesus, my wife must've snuck this one in.

http://imagebeast.net/images/uh3p5ppoyb37z4jfdxzh.jpg

[Tsuko_Asura]

Cheating. You're not allowed to balance out bad pictures with cute children.

[EternityEnd]

Let me find a bad picture, and Tyche and I can start a camerawhoring club.

Not that I have a bad picture... what an oxymoron.

[Tyche]

Woah. Woah. Hold up there good sir. Those are fightin' words.

http://www.pycomall.com/images/P/florida_gators.gif

[archibaldcrane]

I must've missed your first blowjob story. Was it from a tranny?

Really? You of all people missed this? It's better if you don't know the punchline, but go nuts:

Ok, due to popular demand, i should probably just tell a… | archibaldcrane's Xanga Site - Weblog

Archi should really just have a "strange sexual conquests/experiences" thread that is stickied. This comes up fairly often on these boards.

Lol. That would take a lot of typing just to lay the groundwork, although I haven't been adding to it much recently.

Erm, well I guess when I say recently I mean the past month or two. I need to get on the ball (and wow is my memory getting short).

[Tyche]

imageshack fucking sucks

[Azkarin2]

Picture of the third gayest thing ever

/facepalm. brb, taking a walk so I don't rage. You aren't even a Florida fan!!!!

[Tyche]

Oh, I remember reading that a long long time ago.

no, i'm not a florida fan, but nothing pisses off bulldog nation more than a gator chomp. Especially since Meyer has been chopming on bulldog nation's ass for a few years now.

[EternityEnd]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/8...1635179gi3.jpg

This picture, of course, is where I am simply less than perfect... my pictures can't be outright "bad", though. pffft

[Tsuko_Asura]

I have plenty of bad pictures on FB

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