Real life pic thread

[Cream Soda]

So, there's a bunch of faggots in a pool. A giant cum bubble floats to the top, one turns around and says "Who farted?"

[Demisses]

omg....nice one. Wish I stilled worked with my gay friend thats a nice one.

[EternityEnd]

You thought that was funny?

[Demisses]

yes yes I did. I laugh very easy. And I found it very easy to laugh at that.

[Abandon]

Man, its nice to have a decent texas talk without someone fagging it up (sup miz)

[Abandon]

oh, so i've started to assemble this year's christmas party outfit.

[Kyo]

I tried to pull a Miz but it got shit canned, sorry to disappoint.

[Demisses]

I heard Texans are pretty much hated in Colorado. Bumper stickers that say "Come spend your money then leave and take a Texan with you". I in no way believe that we are so good our shit don't stink but.... wow.

[Nyx]

I heard Texans are pretty much hated in Colorado. Bumper stickers that say "Come spend your money then leave and take a Texan with you". I in no way believe that we are so good our shit don't stink but.... wow.

In my personal experience, I've found that to be pretty true.

[Demisses]

In my personal experience, I've found that to be pretty true.

I never really had any negative feelings from anyone in other states. Just in Hawaii from the natives and they just hate everyone. I could get comments that I don't have a deep accent like expected but nothing towards dislike like these people where saying.

[Abandon]

I get tons of hate from being from Texas. I'm military though, and a lot of the texans that join are asshats. Very few of us keep it real, so to speak.

[Demisses]

[Cream Soda]

Got another joke for you Demi
How can you tell if a bank robber is a faggot?
He ties up the safe and blows the Security Guard!

[Demisses]

lol
not AS funny as the first but it did get a rumble out of me. thanks!

oh i read over the tying up the safe. that makes it better!

[Cream Soda]

How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

[Demisses]

lol ok ok that one was great. I am never eatting grilled hot dogs again without double checking now thanks!

[Kyo]

How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

Well technically you dont BBQ hotdogs.

[Abandon]

lol, Cream. Good old fashioned fun

[Kyo]

I guess I cant expect someone from Florida to know what real BBQ is tho.

[Demisses]

just add the sauce and there ya go. But that sounds disgusting so don't.