Real life pic thread

[Takedown3]

tsuko you are such a slut

[Mortama]

It's more the slight head tilt and smarmy half smile he always does like he's posing for GQ.

In his actual posts he's not that bad tbh.

Thanks :D
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._2197266_n.jpg

I'm straight and there are no girls in this thread so...Mortoma pictures are the only enjoyable ones to be honest.

Thumbs up for his cheeky poses lol.

I mean, seriously. Look at this!

Spoiler: show

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6197172_n.jpg

And ill add a new female friend to the bunch for ya.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._3515748_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4293540_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...1_782520_n.jpg

suit looks like he works in a funeral parlor

I did actually apply for a job in a funeral parlor but didnt get it lol :D
then again past experience of running a chat line probably didnt help me they were really snobby about it.

[Cairthenn]

:D lol :D

This is all I ever read when you post.

[Tyche]

Mortama is easily the best poster in this thread.

[richardd]

its easy when like 90% of your posts are ON this thread lol

[Moss]

if I lived a life of whimsy like Mortama I would post a lot too

[Vacht]

I found this of me. Look.

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/a...s/jumphigh.jpg

[Blarg]

how did you jump so high??

[Moss]

trash can rocket with dicks on it

[miokomioko]

Seen plenty of shoops in my day etc. Might want to make that middle light less identical to the one on the left.

[Klaatu]

how did you jump so high??

trash can rocket with dicks on it

He's got some black in him.

[Deadgye]

Mort posted a female for the first time ! For clarification purposes, the previous pictures were of chav whales.

[Kuya]

I thought it was well established that the reason why mortama should be hated is because he is a filthy fucking chav.

[Chun Liroy]

I thought it was well established that the reason why mortama should be hated is because he is a filthy fucking chav.

I for one am jealous of that characteristic.

[Vacht]

Seen plenty of shoops in my day etc. Might want to make that middle light less identical to the one on the left.

yeah i did it with MS paint 2.0! i only edited the ground and the fence tho(nevermind, youre right the light is edited! lol good job!.... heres the real pic, found ittt.

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/a...ebsflipvr1.jpg

[EternityEnd]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y27...195513-1-1.jpg
this is just me with a silly smile

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y27...s/023200-1.jpg
why the hell not

Do want nao.

Totally worth the re-quote.

[Kuya]

Pictures might be deceiving.

[Draylo]

You got some weird tastes.

[AoE]

You got some queer tastes.

FTFY

[Tsuko_Asura]

Pictures might be deceiving.

Hence why more information is necessary before a decision can be made

Looks like he could be cute.. Also looks like he could be really not cute