Real life pic thread

[Zoolander]

I guess I'm the only straight guy that trims, who knew. Girls aren't quite as willing to give head if you have 2 inch pubes poking them in the face.

Eh these guys are old, married, or full of shit. Most guys should be trimming their shit. It doesn't need to be some big deal or made to look nice, but there is no reason for your pubes to be hella long.

[Kuya]

This is how the gays are taking over. They slowly convince you to do unmanly things in the name of getting chicks. A brilliant strategy really.

[Titanss]

actually gays are the best wing men

[Atreides]

you hairy ass gays can have eachother

probably sounds like someone undoing a velcro when you two have sex

[SephYuyX]

That sounds pretty gay.

[Sanoske]

I guess I'm the only straight guy that trims, who knew. Girls aren't quite as willing to give head if you have 2 inch pubes poking them in the face.

Nope, you're not alone.

However I only shave my balls rarely, as the itchy madness that endures from the period roughly 3-10 days after said shaving is only worth it when Im bored on the day of said shaving event.

[wop]

I told yall MONTHS ago wop was due for a sex change.

U Mad?

Tell that to David Beckham as well then. I'm sure he went to more beauty salons more than me X100

[Kuya]

Yes, but he's not an asian.

[wop]

Racist

[Chun Liroy]

Yes, but he actually has a bitch to bring to one.

[[Cookies]]

But if you're ugly do not post pictures.

He's fat and ugly.

[Tsuko_Asura]

They're called heterosexual males. They've been around for awhile oddly enough.

I'm not talking about dropping your pants in a salon for the house special, I'm talking about basic hygiene. Electric razors can be cheap as fuck, and it only takes one or two minutes to go from, "I don't want to stick my face anywhere near that" to, "Well, I still don't want to stick my face anywhere near that, but at least now I won't get rug-burn."

And I'm sure at least a few of you alpha-males have a mediocre-sized cock, trimming the thriving jungle growing out of your groin will make it look slightly bigger.

[Antithesis]

Never shave. Only trim. Scissors only.

[Kuya]

I cut every strand of hair individually for that expensive look.

[Antithesis]

That is hardcore determination Kuya.

[wop]

I cut every strand of hair individually for that expensive look.

You mean pluck.

[Kuya]

No, cut.

[Tsuko_Asura]

Never shave. Only trim. Scissors only.

I said trim. Electric razors will do scissors job in half the time, and can be adjusted for how long you want to keep the remaining hair.

This is why I won't fuck you.

[Antithesis]

Mad.

[EternityEnd]

Who the fuck uses scissors?