Real life pic thread

[Ansems]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5579212_n.jpg

Also gays or whoever can help me here if you feel so inclined, but I find my hair cut/styling to be in much need of help and would like some direction on what to do with it.

The blonde in the middle is a guy?

lololol

[Zoolander]

That statue of liberty with a gun is about as accurate as a pic of Muhammad with a bunch of bombs strapped to him, which does seem incredibly ironic given how touchy muslims are about their feelings getting hurt by pictures.

[Penthesilea]

Penth, you need a goatie bro.

will look good on you.

I'd much rather a full beard, but this is the best I can do - playoff hockey beard after 3 weeks (had to shave it half way through the playoffs for an interview). Shit sucks, can't grow anything on the cheeks at all. That and my eyebrows are always crazy, how gay is it if I try to keep em neat/shaped?

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5256411_n.jpg

The blonde in the middle is a guy?

Hahaha yeah, and this funny indian guy who's a friend is hooking up with her. I'd post a pic of him, but I'm too nice. Your internet hate would hurt him somehow without even know it's posted.

[Yuri-G]

now that's a definite would. even if that 3-week beard is pathetic.

[Sqwunk]

Really? That sucks. Always figured in an ideal world I'd like to be bisexual, seems like it would be hella convenient. That, and liking fat chicks/people. Could you imagine if you liked fat ppl and were bi? Getting laid would be retarded easy. Alas...curse you standards and heterosexuality.

http://www.bluegartr.com/customavata...tar29916_2.gif

I feel like you went out of your way to sound like Dennis haha

[miokomioko]

I'm with you on the cheekbeard thing, mine are always patchy and weak as shit. I can only get this natural chin-strap thing going on with a pointy devil soul patch/goatee + handlebars. I'm sure it's been seen here before though.

[Atreides]

Really? That sucks. Always figured in an ideal world I'd like to be bisexual, seems like it would be hella convenient. That, and liking fat chicks/people. Could you imagine if you liked fat ppl and were bi? Getting laid would be retarded easy. Alas...curse you standards and heterosexuality.

let me join you in cursing your heterosexuality

[Lucienne]

are you referring to paintdoom?

lol

[Gokulo]

now that's a definite would. even if that 3-week beard is pathetic.

Seconded. (though I wouldn't call it pathetic, my beard looks worse and in less than a week :<)

Your fringe in the holiday party photo looks weird (dunno if it's the angle), in the beard and thanksgiving photos it's really fine imo, but on the first photo it again looks like you tried something... weird Not that I know shit though >.<

[Kuya]

Really? That sucks. Always figured in an ideal world I'd like to be bisexual, seems like it would be hella convenient. That, and liking fat chicks/people. Could you imagine if you liked fat ppl and were bi? Getting laid would be retarded easy. Alas...curse you standards and heterosexuality.

Some people say bis are gays in the closet because it is easier. But the only ones who can probably be said to have it easier is bi women, who have it easier than lesbians (but lesbians hate bi women, they consider them traitors). Straight men love bi women, and "straight" women are willing to go bi just for show.

On the other hand, bi men do not have those benefits. Straight men usually don't care, but straight women think you're unfaithful and a AIDS vector and gay men either resent you because they think you're making it easier on yourself or they think you're a hyper-promiscuous cheater. This probably explains why i have straight friends and basically no gay friends (in the reals), but i'm trying to change that. Because even though straight friends are nice, homophobia is a constant in most straight circles and they really don't understand the frustration that comes with trying to get with other men.

[Kuya]

I cannot grow facial hair and i hate it, which is probably why i love men with good facial hair.

[shepardG]

I cannot grow facial hair and i hate it, which is probably why i love men with good facial hair.

You rang?

This was 2 days of not shaving:
http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a.../Multicams.jpg

This was taken today, like the 8th day of not shaving, also i have a blackening eye and mat burn on the other side. Elbows hurt...
http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/PC130053.jpg

[Penthesilea]

Seconded. (though I wouldn't call it pathetic, my beard looks worse and in less than a week :<)

Your fringe in the holiday party photo looks weird (dunno if it's the angle), in the beard and thanksgiving photos it's really fine imo, but on the first photo it again looks like you tried something... weird Not that I know shit though >.<

I dunno what you mean by fringe, but if you're referring to hairline that's just it. I can't use gel/styling wax because it never holds with light application and I don't want it looking all greasy/crusty, but then it just goes wherever it wants to go.

[Jak]

^ Um, yum? (at shepard)

[Yuri-G]

You rang?

This was 2 days of not shaving:
http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a.../Multicams.jpg

This was taken today, like the 8th day of not shaving, also i have a blackening eye and mat burn on the other side. Elbows hurt...
http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/PC130053.jpg

better than the other guy, but if I could bear to shave my face completely and start over, I would have you beat.

kinda sucks though, the hair on top of my head is the same way meaning I either spend a fortune on haircuts or grow it out like a hippie. plus constantly having to groom the neckbeard is a pain in the ass.

[lovehatehero]

Shiiiit breakin it down son... >.> lol

http://i53.tinypic.com/vq4pzt.jpg

[Gokulo]

I dunno what you mean by fringe, but if you're referring to hairline that's just it. I can't use gel/styling wax because it never holds with light application and I don't want it looking all greasy/crusty, but then it just goes wherever it wants to go.

Yeah I meant the hairline, and yeah I feel you there. Have the exact same problem, that's why I always have it cut super short (look at shepard) so I don't have to worry what it would do (seriously, most of the time it shapes itself after Hitlers hair X.x), though I think it would be a shame to cut your hair so short.


@shepard Yes, yum Also, I envy you because after 8 days I look like a caveman.

[Sqwunk]

@shepard Yes, yum Also, I envy you because after 8 days I look like a caveman.

People at work started calling my Grizzly Adams. I decided to grow a beard for the winter, started during the first week of october.


Spoiler because apparently my phone takes huge pictures.

Spoiler: show

My upper cheeks are really patchy so I just shave it off to make it a clean hair line. Hmm I'll be getting new glasses next week so I'll have to update with another pic once I get them.

I'm planning on shaving my beard in the march-may time frame depending on when it starts to warm up. I'm going to shave it into different styles for maximum ridiculousness. First stage will be Lemmy from Motorhead. Second will be just a handle bar mustache. Third will be just a mustache. Fourth (and this will most likely only be at night with my friends before I take it off) will be a Charlie Chaplin stache. And only for that one night because too many people are retarded and can only think of Hitler when they see it.

Also my friends are trying to get me to dye/bleach my beard blond before I shave it off.

[Maguspk]

[tyven]

oh shit thats p. awesome. i am totes gonna steal your idea sir.

how big of an image did you have to start with?