Real life pic thread

[Ansems]

Heian is as hot as ever.

[foopy]

foopy how many goddamn weddings do you go to

this was the second one. ever. srs.




lol i just noticed this one:




don't know who that girl is, but there are several pics with my hands all over her...

...blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose...





better pic of bride for kais:

ugh... i don't even remember that chick at all, wtf am i doing? 11AM top shelf open bar ftw.




shit, my current chick is gonna see these pics. i don't think simply quoting a jamie foxx song is gonna cut it with her.

anyone got a good way for me to explain my way out of this?

[Kais]

what's the opposite of hover hand
is that the bride

[Milkster]

on that phaggy time. didn't even drink yet.

Why is it that only one man is enjoying himself?

[foopy]

Why is it that only one man is enjoying himself?

inb4 asian penis joke.


Though I find my friend's blank expression makes the picture funnier.

[Kumbai]

lolasianpenis

You look like who I am assuming to be your dad

[Darlantan]

lol Foopy, awesome face on the first picture.

Bad thing is I doubt you can find a decent excuse... probably best course of action is just being natural and saying what you told us. And hope you displayed A - game so far so she wont dare dumping you. At least looks like you had some good times.

[solanis]

foopy, do you ever get the asian glow going when drunk? we've seem so many pictures of you smashed, but never with a cute red face

[foopy]

foopy, do you ever get the asian glow going when drunk? we've seem so many pictures of you smashed, but never with a cute red face

these were taking towards the end. me bracketed by my two best girlfriends. green dress i've known since i was 10 yrs old.



that's about as red as i get.






here is a more typical red asian face. this is after one beer for him rofl.

[Lucienne]

Your hands seem to have been all over most of the females in your reach.
I'm afraid your girl is really going to be rightfully pissed. I know I would be and I'm rather forgiving. It's not even the act itself, that's fairly forgivable, but the visual evidence of it is kind of humiliating. Buy her something you know she wants and tell her you fucked up, you were drunk and have no idea how it happened, and hope for the best. Essentially, you didn't really do anything, so as long as you're regretful, you should be fine. Whatever you do, don't let her find those pictures by herself if you are sure she will.
Also, be prepared to hear about it for a long time.

[SephYuyX]

This is my happy face when I went to a wedding that had John Stamos, a Beach Boy, and a couple other old famous music people who I forgot since im not old and didnt listen to them in high school.

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/3645/ehhh.jpg

[tyven]

lol, i fucking love you. if it aint jorts its short sleeve dress shirts at a wedding.

[SephYuyX]

What if I told you I was wearing that shirt tucked in to jorts?

[SephYuyX]

Fuck yeah early 80s.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/460/80st.jpg

[tyven]

What if I told you I was wearing that shirt tucked in to jorts?

what if i told you i was praying that was the case. i would lick you up and down, sir

[foopy]

Bad thing is I doubt you can find a decent excuse... probably best course of action is just being natural and saying what you told us. And hope you displayed A - game so far so she wont dare dumping you. At least looks like you had some good times.

Your hands seem to have been all over most of the females in your reach.
I'm afraid your girl is really going to be rightfully pissed. I know I would be and I'm rather forgiving. It's not even the act itself, that's fairly forgivable, but the visual evidence of it is kind of humiliating. Buy her something you know she wants and tell her you fucked up, you were drunk and have no idea how it happened, and hope for the best. Essentially, you didn't really do anything, so as long as you're regretful, you should be fine. Whatever you do, don't let her find those pictures by herself if you are sure she will.
Also, be prepared to hear about it for a long time.

i detagged myself from those FB wedding pics. and i just won't ever show her. clever foopy is clever!!!!!!!






took her to her first yankee game (and my first trip to the new stadium). we got to watch an epic walk off!












while looking thru my pics, turns out my buddies snapped some drunk pics of me passed out at a bar the other week.

dude posing with me is johanna - relic nin from ramuh. maybe some of you remember him.

[Cream Soda]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...2_122663_n.jpg

[bechyni]

You sir are the reason I stereotype black people. Not really, but I laughed.

[Cream Soda]

My back started peeling today for no reason.

It wasn't like this when I woke up at 6am and here we are less than 6hrs later.

1999 camera does this no justice its a lot worse than it looks.

I want to rule out sunburn because I wasn't shirtless outside since Saturday lol and I'm not peeling anywhere else (plus it doesn't hurt).

Maybe I'm just unleashing my inner solid snake?
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._8080499_n.jpg

[Chun Liroy]

You have the shortest torso in the world. Your shoulders are broader than you are long.