Random Image Thread 5: Elmer the Random Chronicles

[6souls]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...atewife_fs.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...tballs_new.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5290507fu6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4070607fu5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8040607fu2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...07Spank_pv.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...07Pages_fs.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...93040607t4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...2070607fu2.jpg

[Tricen]

Dan Collins is weird O_o

[Insanecyclone]

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[Ryko]

That samus picture is freaky because I've seen the samur picture and I've seen the chick's picture but I never even thought about it like that.

[Meriandle]

So the day has finally come. Someone posted Yotsuba pronz... I think I hate the internet now.

[finale23]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5...6372cy5ib2.jpg

iLoL

[Insanecyclone]

You'll shit bricks when you see it

[Priran]

Am I looking at the morbidly obese kid, the kid with the gigantic forehead, or Sean Connery?

[Insanecyclone]

Am I looking at the morbidly obese kid, the kid with the gigantic forehead, or Sean Connery?

Yep

[Epical]

Collection of funny signs taken from around the world.

[Priran]

Am I looking at the morbidly obese kid, the kid with the gigantic forehead, or Sean Connery?

Yep

oh you

[Viena]

Does not include this one:

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/7...nslatedig6.jpg

[Axil]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_VGBJN4k-ENM/.../CocoRosie.jpg
two of my most favorite women

[finale23]

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

[skurlover]

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Jesus Christ, that is epic. I don't know if I'd be pissed at my daughter or not after that. She better have at least gotten an "A" is critical thinking/creative writing.

[Epical]

Damnit, I could've used that on a couple report cards. =(

[6souls]

You'll shit bricks when you see it

girl holding the sign is a fuck

[arlania]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8...8701537eg8.png

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5...6200229du6.jpg

[Ikith]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.ga...06/funny30.jpg

LOL!!!

[6souls]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00019/81/54/19574518_l.jpg
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00019/44/44/19574444_l.jpg
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00021/38/50/21690583_l.png
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00021/19/50/21690591_l.jpg
http://a836.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...5a03e4de93.jpg