Random Image Thread 5: Elmer the Random Chronicles

[Mysterio]

Wow, getting bit by that snake would fucking own you.

If it wasn't fake, yea.

It's not fake.

You're the same guy who claims the Moose being suspended from the power lines was a fraud as well.

Another pic of the massive Python which was eating the ranchers sheep:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...in%20fence.jpg
Submitted by Jeffrey Haakinson, from who knows where in the states. These are from the "odd" section on this website http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com

And a second pic of that Moose you claim is fucking fake as well:

Initial pic:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...mooseinair.jpg

Second pic:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...f%20moose4.jpg

Debunk of it being a "myth" http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp

As the Associated Press reported at the time:
The workers believe the moose may have come across the sagging and swaying wires and decided to challenge the power line to a fight, as bull moose are known to do during the rut, or mating season.

"My guess is he was in full rut and probably seen that line moving out there," and decided to fight, said Marvin Pickens, line construction manager for City Electric in Anchorage.

Crews can lay up to five miles of line at a time before tightening it with a giant hydraulic winch, said Pickens.

The line is pulled through leaders on the crossties at the top of the power poles and then winched tight with as much as 5,000 pounds of pressure, he said.

"As you're pulling, it constantly droops up and down," said Pickens. "My guess is that he was right in the middle of one of the sections when it got pulled up."

The moose was likely suspended in the air for only a matter of minutes before workers investigated and found it, Marian said.

It was tangled in static, the half-inch cable that is strung up next to the power lines to serve as a lightning rod, said Pickens.

[Department of Fish and Game technician Dave] Davenport talked to Karl Hanneman, manager of public and environmental affairs for Teck-Pogo, and made the decision to have City Electric workers shoot the moose, based on reports he got about the animal's condition.

[Tricen]

Wow, getting bit by that snake would fucking own you.

If it wasn't fake, yea.

It's not fake.

You're the same guy who claims the Moose being suspended from the power lines was a shame as well.

Sham

[Mysterio]

Wow, getting bit by that snake would fucking own you.

If it wasn't fake, yea.

It's not fake.

You're the same guy who claims the Moose being suspended from the power lines was a shame as well.

Sham

I was in the middle of editing and adding pics you fag.

[Devek]

Read edit I spaced out >.<!

Even then, local laws apply yada yada.

The key word is "transport". In Oklahoma you can't drive around with a loaded rifle behind your back seat. A rifle can be loaded (not with a bullet in the chamber though) if kept in a trunk or external compartment. Once the vehicle is stopped it is no longer transporting us or the weapons so we are good to go.

Besides that fact that trying to fire at the coyotes from a moving truck would be difficult, it is dangerous and against the law for someone to ride in the bed of a truck anyway much less stand up

I was once studying for a concealed permit so I am pretty keen on what is cool and not cool here.

[Ikith]

Read edit I spaced out >.<!

Even then, local laws apply yada yada.

The key word is "transport". In Oklahoma you can't drive around with a loaded rifle behind your back seat. A rifle can be loaded (not with a bullet in the chamber though) if kept in a trunk or external compartment. Once the vehicle is stopped it is no longer transporting us or the weapons so we are good to go.

Besides that fact that trying to fire at the coyotes from a moving truck would be difficult, it is dangerous and against the law for someone to ride in the bed of a truck anyway much less stand up

I was once studying for a concealed permit so I am pretty keen on what is cool and not cool here.

Ah I see ! In Washington you cannot have a loaded gun in a vehicle. Even if you lean it up against the car you can get fined for it.

[Insanecyclone]

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[Helpoemer]

Wow, getting bit by that snake would fucking own you.

If it wasn't fake, yea.

It's not fake.

You're the same guy who claims the Moose being suspended from the power lines was a fraud as well.

Another pic of the massive Python which was eating the ranchers sheep:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...in%20fence.jpg
Submitted by Jeffrey Haakinson, from who knows where in the states. These are from the "odd" section on this website http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com

And a second pic of that Moose you claim is fucking fake as well:

Initial pic:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...mooseinair.jpg

Second pic:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...f%20moose4.jpg

Debunk of it being a "myth" http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp

As the Associated Press reported at the time:
The workers believe the moose may have come across the sagging and swaying wires and decided to challenge the power line to a fight, as bull moose are known to do during the rut, or mating season.

"My guess is he was in full rut and probably seen that line moving out there," and decided to fight, said Marvin Pickens, line construction manager for City Electric in Anchorage.

Crews can lay up to five miles of line at a time before tightening it with a giant hydraulic winch, said Pickens.

The line is pulled through leaders on the crossties at the top of the power poles and then winched tight with as much as 5,000 pounds of pressure, he said.

"As you're pulling, it constantly droops up and down," said Pickens. "My guess is that he was right in the middle of one of the sections when it got pulled up."

The moose was likely suspended in the air for only a matter of minutes before workers investigated and found it, Marian said.

It was tangled in static, the half-inch cable that is strung up next to the power lines to serve as a lightning rod, said Pickens.

[Department of Fish and Game technician Dave] Davenport talked to Karl Hanneman, manager of public and environmental affairs for Teck-Pogo, and made the decision to have City Electric workers shoot the moose, based on reports he got about the animal's condition.

poor snake ; ; i remember reading about that years ago



this little chap was not happy with my camera


http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1...hlegelivp0.png

[Totien]

Wow, getting bit by that snake would fucking own you.

If it wasn't fake, yea.

It's not fake.

You're the same guy who claims the Moose being suspended from the power lines was a fraud as well.

Another pic of the massive Python which was eating the ranchers sheep:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...in%20fence.jpg
Submitted by Jeffrey Haakinson, from who knows where in the states. These are from the "odd" section on this website http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com

And a second pic of that Moose you claim is fucking fake as well:

Initial pic:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...mooseinair.jpg

Second pic:
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...f%20moose4.jpg

Debunk of it being a "myth" http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp

As the Associated Press reported at the time:
The workers believe the moose may have come across the sagging and swaying wires and decided to challenge the power line to a fight, as bull moose are known to do during the rut, or mating season.

"My guess is he was in full rut and probably seen that line moving out there," and decided to fight, said Marvin Pickens, line construction manager for City Electric in Anchorage.

Crews can lay up to five miles of line at a time before tightening it with a giant hydraulic winch, said Pickens.

The line is pulled through leaders on the crossties at the top of the power poles and then winched tight with as much as 5,000 pounds of pressure, he said.

"As you're pulling, it constantly droops up and down," said Pickens. "My guess is that he was right in the middle of one of the sections when it got pulled up."

The moose was likely suspended in the air for only a matter of minutes before workers investigated and found it, Marian said.

It was tangled in static, the half-inch cable that is strung up next to the power lines to serve as a lightning rod, said Pickens.

[Department of Fish and Game technician Dave] Davenport talked to Karl Hanneman, manager of public and environmental affairs for Teck-Pogo, and made the decision to have City Electric workers shoot the moose, based on reports he got about the animal's condition.

Didn't I already admit defeat on that one? Get off my nuts.

[Seraphise]

http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/...0fence%201.jpg

Gonna guess its dead here, was it an electric fence? or did its mouth get caught open or somethin random?

[megabyte]

I don't think it was electric since it's wired directly to the fence posts. Electric fences are connected to the posts with plastic clips.

[Mr.City]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...1619429153.jpg

[Cautery]

Spider: This is too much!

I HOPE MY BODY CAN TAKE IT!

[Mysterio]

Spider: This is too much!

I HOPE MY BODY CAN TAKE IT!

GUESS WHAT KAKKAROT, I'M HAVING YOU FOR LUNCH LOL

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...aru_Vegeta.jpg

[Bartylby]

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[Oxyminus]

all i know is big fucking snakes like that make me GLAD i live in NYC. at least we just have to deal with muggings and stuff, not gigantohuge snakes

[miokomioko]

all i know is big fucking snakes like that make me GLAD i live in NYC. at least we just have to deal with muggings and stuff, not gigantohuge snakes

Don't get too comfortable, I heard of an instance where there were snakes... on a plane.

[Insanecyclone]

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[Dezzimal]

Should probably go in fuck or duck, but w/e. Its a random image :D
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2...llar010rf1.jpg

She's got a myspace @ http://www.myspace.com/heatherpixie88

[Zhais]

Should probably go in fuck or duck, but w/e. Its a random image :D
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2...llar010rf1.jpg

She's got a myspace @ http://www.myspace.com/heatherpixie88

Holy goddamn that myspace is borderline pornographic!




Fucking rickrolled

[miokomioko]

Apparently he missed the memo about rickroll=ban.