Random Image Thread 5: Elmer the Random Chronicles

[Vade]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5001/rat34ht9.jpg

[Priran]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1...6818927sa1.gif

[Maguspk]

[img]rata<pasta>[/img]

lol wtf

[Insanecyclone]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5601/holyshitak0.jpg
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/3114/rockbyt9.jpg
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/629...1024516st1.jpg
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7281/ashloljf6.jpg
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9818/poweranonxu9.jpg

[Charla]

anonymous

Together we stand! Divided by zero! ohshi-

[finale23]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7360/gotokt7.jpg

[Insanecyclone]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/7...idepokema1.jpg

[Koyuki]

sup /b/,

I go to a Uni in England (that's college to you Americans) and I'm sharing a room with a load of pretentious
art-student shits. Anyway, one of them invites their high-school drop-out cousins around. He's a total stoner
and basically spends his entire time high or trying to get high.

So one day, we're all going out to lectures and we realise he's gonna be all alone, so we ask him if
he wants to stay, and he does the stoner thousand yard stare and says "Dunno. Probably go down the park and do some shrooms"

Anyway, we all go to our lessons and we come back to find the front door kicked in. We go in and the stoner fuck is just
sitting there.

"What the fuck happened?" I ask

"Well I went down the park to do shrooms, and it was all going well when I was attacked by a bunch of trolls, so I ran
back here, didn't have a key so I kicked the door down"

We all stare at him and he goes "You don't believe me about the trolls do you?"

We just stare and he says "Well, I knew you wouldn't, so I grabbed one and put him in the cupboard upstairs"

So we go upstairs and theirs something thumping on the cupboard door, which has been locked with duct tape, and theirs these
weird growling, moaning noises.

We're like "WTF?" so we pull the duct tape off and see what's inside.

It's a kid with Down's. The stoner fuck had stolen the poor retard at the park when he was high and locked him in the cupboard for 6 hours.

I was the only one that lol'd.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5...0361524ou5.jpg

[Sheeny]

sup /b/,


It's a kid with Down's. The stoner fuck had stolen the poor retard at the park when he was high and locked him in the cupboard for 6 hours.

I was the only one that lol'd.

Old as dirt.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/closet.asp

[Koyuki]

sup /b/,


It's a kid with Down's. The stoner fuck had stolen the poor retard at the park when he was high and locked him in the cupboard for 6 hours.

I was the only one that lol'd.

Old as dirt.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/closet.asp

Awesome, guess how much I care?

[Axil]

http://www.eatabullet.com/userassets...Zakk_Wylde.jpg

[Kiro]

http://www.eatabullet.com/userassets...Zakk_Wylde.jpg

Lucky.

[Charla]

The Mik-kip made me lol though. Who's the hillbilly?
note: I realize it's probably someone famous, feel free to call me ignorant for not recognizing him.

[Aeromyth]

Ozzy's current lead guitarist Zakk Wylde (sp?)

[Charla]

Oh ok, that's cool.

[Scythiroth]

Looks like a comedian to me, can't remember his name at the moment.

[Slapper]

http://www.eatabullet.com/userassets...Zakk_Wylde.jpg

Thats not you Haxil, thats the dude from tough crowd, Jim Norton

http://www.nndb.com/people/927/00003...imnorton03.jpg

[dilbert]

/randomness

http://www.neko-sentai.com/images/1170827786187.gif

Sauce!

Rebecca Linares. Pretty new to the industry.

Those who know, Will flame.... im sry

http://rapidshare.com/files/16289639/Re ... ishnet.wmv
or
http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=7665d52
or
http://s1.massmirror.com/c3df38ec04aac2 ... d7b57.html

http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=6fda623
or
http://www.megarotic.com/?d=0BCPTQKF

http://s1.massmirror.com/039ecdf4db515a ... 4b70d.html

[Tricen]

http://www.eatabullet.com/userassets...Zakk_Wylde.jpg

Thats not you Haxil, thats the dude from tough crowd, Jim Norton

http://www.nndb.com/people/927/00003...imnorton03.jpg

Does he have cancer?

[Axil]

http://www.eatabullet.com/userassets...Zakk_Wylde.jpg

Thats not you Haxil, thats the dude from tough crowd, Jim Norton

http://www.nndb.com/people/927/00003...imnorton03.jpg

http://a563.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...8ee2e56ee2.jpg NO BUT THIS IS