Dunno if this has been posted before...but rofl fucking mao......
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=9791
Ninja edit: check out -6:43, best part of the video...
Dunno if this has been posted before...but rofl fucking mao......
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=9791
Ninja edit: check out -6:43, best part of the video...
"The man living to ejaculate is in a predator mode" LMAOLOL
This whole vid was just LOL. It wins the internet.
No laughing guys! Sex is Serious Fucking Business!
yeah right, this is the internets
holy shit lol
You ain't got no defenses with a penis all up in yo' vagina!
yeah, this vid is fucking hysterical...so much win.Originally Posted by theo
I shoulda counted how many times she said penis. She says it so funny. haha
"pee-nuss"Originally Posted by Marsala
this is hilarious :D
"this man wont even buy you some shrimp..." etc etc "but he'll give you a mouthful of sperm, rectumfull of sperm..." yeah...
Dude, I dont even know what she was trying to say. It was like all she wanted to do was say penis, vagina, and rectum as much as possible in 10 minutes.
us downtrodden womenfolk gotta up and free ourselves from the male oppressioners! You don't need any of that dick he's got! Rise on up, my sisters! (etc.)
At least that's what I think she was trying to say.
"some men.... they have so much heat and intensity in they penis.... that you can feel it radiate thru they clothes, just to touch the penis its on fire.. its like its fire underneith the skin"
very insightful
edit: lol also at 3:35 she informs us our cocks are weapons!
The first comment on the page is pretty epic too, if you've watched the video first anyway.
So... is she trying to say women sleep around because they're slaves to the cock? or just pointing out women like to talk, a lot?
"In all fairness, the Long John Silver’s shrimp plate can set you back over six bucks."Originally Posted by theo
Loloololololooloolooo
Edit: The penis all ejaculated in her brain. She crazy.
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
I really have no idea what the point of that is, lol, she just goes in circles, and doesn't lead to anything.
So once you smack their ass, girls are as good as yours! This woman has a website, but it didn't work for me![]()
I don't find it funny at all.
My friends run a bar downstairs in the office building across the street from mine. I usually hang out there to talk to them and have a Dr. Pepper or something(I don't like alcohol) and sometimes the place will be full of middle aged women who all have the same boring as hell story that I don't give a shit about.
"I wished I had dated a nice guy like you when I was young."
I actually am a nice guy so I don't point out how deluded they are by making a statement like that. There is no way in hell I would of dated them when they were young because I don't like stupid whores :/
after watching this video, i now realize how destructive and addictive my penis is. oh sweet lord
Reminds me of Arrested Development where Michael pulls up Gob's old dos program:Originally Posted by Marsala
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I can't stop laughing at this rofl
EDIT: She looks like Bill Cosby when she says Peanus. With the pudddinggg
; ; video got taken off of youtube