The Pokemon D/P Thread

[Lbelle]

I just went and caught a ditto . I'm a noob at breeding though, do I just leave the male eevee in the nursery with the ditto and it makes babies?

[SilverBreeze]

Yeah that's it in a nutshell. Ditto is a slut and when he sees your horny male Eevee he'll turn into a sexy female Eevee in heat and... there you go. Now you know about the Pidgeys and the Beedrills.

[Lbelle]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooolololol

edit: this old fuck said they hate each other! maybe ditto is a fatty and my eevee doesn't bang fatties...

[Bartylby]

Now you know about the Pidgeys and the Beedrills.

rofl

[SilverBreeze]

I think I explained that pretty well without getting too graphic :O

Breeding in this game is disturbing sometime, like you can breed a male Wailord with a female Pikachu. (Look up Height and Weight on a Wailord if you don't see what I'm saying).

[Lbelle]

SB how do I make them love each other like we love each other?

[SilverBreeze]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooolololol

edit: this old fuck said they hate each other! maybe ditto is a fatty and my eevee doesn't bang fatties...

LOL. They'll still have sex even if they hate each other. (Think about it like RL, people who hate each other still fuck each other lol) It's just that it'll take longer for them to make an egg than if you paired a male eevee with a female eevee. Only if it says "They prefer to play (fuck) other pokemon than each other" does it mean they will never make an egg.

[Lbelle]

Oh, okay :D Thanks <3333

[SilverBreeze]

SB how do I make them love each other like we love each other?

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I don't think the kind of love we have can be forced sweetheart, we're special <3

[Lbelle]

<333

Look what their love will create!

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/up.../ArtGlacia.jpg

orrr

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/up.../ArtLeafia.jpg

Leafeon has the coolest tail.

[SilverBreeze]

Leafeon is sooooooooooooooo adorable!

[Syn]

I need a Leafeon for my 13374 team. ;;

[Helpoemer]

just got my copy today

friend code in sig =3

[Vile]

Rotom is being a whore and refuses to pop out of the television in the Chateau -_-

[Helpoemer]

anyone able to hook me up with a piplup and tortwig? maybe even a gible? =P

me <3 u long time

[SilverBreeze]

I can get you a Tortwig egg here in a moment, can't do Piplup though because the egg I was given was born a male

[Lbelle]

can you put a ditto (almost typed dildo...) with a piplup to get another one?

[Helpoemer]

i don't think you can get ditto till later in the game, like past the 5th gym or something

[yayaok]

yep but maybe she doesnt have one
is ditto hard to get in d/p?

also... i can hook people up with grondon/kyogre/rayquoza/latias/any firered/leafgreen/emerald pkmn that arnt event/exclusive once i get wifi, so if anyone has jirachi/deoxys/lugia/hooh/mew/serebi/johto starters... hook me up please

[SilverBreeze]

Yeah you can, I think Ditto always performs as the opposite sex as the other pokemon @ the Day Care with him.

I don't have a ditto because I'm only at 4 badges

Helpoemer my Turtwig got pregnant in like 5 seconds, so let me know when you're on Wifi and I'll give you the egg.