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    Vanishing Bees - "Colony Collapse Disorder"

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    WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Go to work, come home.

    Go to work, come home.

    Go to work -- and vanish without a trace.

    Billions of bees have done just that, leaving the crop fields they are supposed to pollinate, and scientists are mystified about why.

    The phenomenon was first noticed late last year in the United States, where honeybees are used to pollinate $15 billion worth of fruits, nuts and other crops annually. Disappearing bees have also been reported in Europe and Brazil.

    Commercial beekeepers would set their bees near a crop field as usual and come back in two or three weeks to find the hives bereft of foraging worker bees, with only the queen and the immature insects remaining. Whatever worker bees survived were often too weak to perform their tasks.

    If the bees were dying of pesticide poisoning or freezing, their bodies would be expected to lie around the hive. And if they were absconding because of some threat -- which they have been known to do -- they wouldn't leave without the queen.

    Since about one-third of the U.S. diet depends on pollination and most of that is performed by honeybees, this constitutes a serious problem, according to Jeff Pettis of the U.S. Agricultural Research Service.

    "They're the heavy lifters of agriculture," Pettis said of honeybees. "And the reason they are is they're so mobile and we can rear them in large numbers and move them to a crop when it's blooming."

    Honeybees are used to pollinate some of the tastiest parts of the American diet, Pettis said, including cherries, blueberries, apples, almonds, asparagus and macadamia nuts.

    "It's not the staples," he said. "If you can imagine eating a bowl of oatmeal every day with no fruit on it, that's what it would be like" without honeybee pollination.

    Pettis and other experts are gathering outside Washington for a two-day workshop starting on Monday to pool their knowledge and come up with a plan of action to combat what they call colony collapse disorder.

    "What we're describing as colony collapse disorder is the rapid loss of adult worker bees from the colony over a very short period of time, at a time in the season when we wouldn't expect a rapid die-off of workers: late fall and early spring," Pettis said.
    Small workers in a supersize society

    The problem has prompted a congressional hearing, a report by the National Research Council and a National Pollinator Week set for June 24-30 in Washington, but so far no clear idea of what is causing it.

    "The main hypotheses are based on the interpretation that the disappearances represent disruptions in orientation behavior and navigation," said May Berenbaum, an insect ecologist at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign.

    There have been other fluctuations in the number of honeybees, going back to the 1880s, where there were "mysterious disappearances without bodies just as we're seeing now, but never at this magnitude," Berenbaum said in a telephone interview.

    In some cases, beekeepers are losing 50 percent of their bees to the disorder, with some suffering even higher losses. One beekeeper alone lost 40,000 bees, Pettis said. Nationally, some 27 states have reported the disorder, with billions of bees simply gone.

    Some beekeepers supplement their stocks with bees imported from Australia, said beekeeper Jeff Anderson, whose business keeps him and his bees traveling between Minnesota and California. Honeybee hives are rented out to growers to pollinate their crops, and beekeepers move around as the growing seasons change.

    Honeybees are not the only pollinators whose numbers are dropping. Other animals that do this essential job -- non-honeybees, wasps, flies, beetles, birds and bats -- have decreasing populations as well. But honeybees are the big actors in commercial pollination efforts.

    "One reason we're in this situation is this is a supersize society -- we tend to equate small with insignificant," Berenbaum said. "I'm sorry but that's not true in biology. You have to be small to get into the flower and deliver the pollen.

    "Without that critical act, there's no fruit. And no technology has been invented that equals, much less surpasses, insect pollinators."
    Anyone heard of this yet? Apparently, it's a really serious issue. Have any scientists proposed possible causes or reasons as per the vanishing of these bees? Or, has Al Gore jumped the gun and said this could be a possible effect of global warming?[/quote]

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    bird are gonna start flying into shit and next thing you know you'll be standing around in your house all willy nilly and BAM frozen like a popsicle.

    WERE ALL FUCKED! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! FLEE! FLEE!

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    Bears that shoot bees from their mouths would be our only solution.

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    haha, its me, i have all the bees

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    Might be because the earth is losing it's magnetic field, some insect use it for direction

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    bee's do it by dancing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    bee's do it by dancing
    They share their knowledge throught dancing, but it might still be relative positioning, and if their compas is messed up, they still get lost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylia
    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    bee's do it by dancing
    They share their knowledge throught dancing, but it might still be relative positioning, and if their compas is messed up, they still get lost
    dumbass bees.

    just like the birds.... /sigh

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    I saw this on the most recent Bill Maher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylia
    Might be because the earth is losing it's magnetic field, some insect use it for direction
    The Earth has always been losing energy in its magnetic field. In fact, its an argument for creationism. The way Earth has been losing its energy, it could not be older than 6000 years old (or so Creationists say).

    Although I think its just because the poles are changing that the Earth shows this steep energy loss trend.

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    Yea I read about that a couple weeks ago, whats next?

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    It is kind of like the shootings in Virginia.

    Many people will tell you what is to blame.. but it is just to shamelessly further their political goals. The truth is.. no one has any real idea why this is happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylia
    Might be because the earth is losing it's magnetic field, some insect use it for direction
    The Earth has always been losing energy in its magnetic field. In fact, its an argument for creationism. The way Earth has been losing its energy, it could not be older than 6000 years old (or so Creationists say).

    Although I think its just because the poles are changing that the Earth shows this steep energy loss trend.
    What do you think I'm talking about? >_> It has nothing to do with Creationist.

    (hint: yes, im talking about the poles changing, and the current drop of energy in the magnetic field that seem to indicate this)

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    Your all missing the big picture here. This isnt science. These bees just went into hiding after stealing a butt load of honey in a huge heist involving a ton of hives.




    In related news Honeycomb Cereal is fucked.

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    I blame bears.

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    NOT THE BEES!

    ARRRGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!

    Omg, funniest movie ever, I have to see that now. *roundhouse kicks bagel*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylia
    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylia
    Might be because the earth is losing it's magnetic field, some insect use it for direction
    The Earth has always been losing energy in its magnetic field. In fact, its an argument for creationism. The way Earth has been losing its energy, it could not be older than 6000 years old (or so Creationists say).

    Although I think its just because the poles are changing that the Earth shows this steep energy loss trend.
    What do you think I'm talking about? >_> It has nothing to do with Creationist.

    (hint: yes, im talking about the poles changing, and the current drop of energy in the magnetic field that seem to indicate this)
    It was just an extra helping of interesting info, I thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylia
    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    bee's do it by dancing
    They share their knowledge throught dancing, but it might still be relative positioning, and if their compas is messed up, they still get lost
    How funny would it be to see someone walking along, to just get marauded by millions of lost bees. I would never stop laughing.

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    It's obviously a well organized protest. The downtrodden working class has finally had enough of heavy handed monarchs and are on strike until Queens are replaced by Democratically elected officials.

    They'll be back in a few months. Honey production will be down 60% due to bureaucratic inefficiency and cost twice as much, but the bees will be happy.

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