Horrified diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his

[Lbelle]

penis.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html

The 35-year-old Pole burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife from the kitchen.

He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.

A witness said: “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”

Surgeons battling to save the severed willy tried to sew it back on in the first UK op of its kind.

Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas.

gg lol!!

[Koyuki]

mmmmm...

[Ddz]

Fucking weird.

[Bartylby]

Excuse me sir, but there seems to be a penis in my drink.

[Vobent]

Excuse me sir, but there seems to be a penis in my soup.

Fix'd

[Kaliden]

Someone should have shouted "Hey you forgot something lol." while waving it in the air.

[Bartylby]

it was more a fix of the fly in the ice cube gag thing, but actually saying penis in an ice cube would just be weird

[Devek]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tricen]

Priceless.. Why would they want this guy to reproduce?

[Insanecyclone]

Top Italian plastic surgeon Dr Nicolo Scuderi said of the operating technique: “We don’t know how much sensitivity and function will be regained.”

Thats great

[Axil]

Man no one gave me this kind of attention when I cut off my penis. What A whore

[Xavier]

Man no one gave me this kind of attention when I cut off my penis. What A whore

Is that because nobody could tell it was missing? LOL I'M KIDDING.

[Kuya]

Man no one gave me this kind of attention when I cut off my penis. What A whore

Is that because nobody could tell it was missing? LOL I'M KIDDING.

burn, what u gunna do now axil, huh, HUH?

[Demosthenes]

Ok. I LOVE MY PENIS! I don't know how any guy cannot love their own penis! The concept of penis loss scares me to death!

[Tricen]

Shall I link "that" video?

[Bartylby]

Shall I link "that" video?

NO

i'll fucking kill you

i'll stab you dead

[Tricen]

I'll fkin do it

[Metah]

Top Italian plastic surgeon Dr Nicolo Scuderi said of the operating technique: “We don’t know how much sensitivity and function will be regained.”

Thats great

"Hey everybody!"
"Hi Dr. Nick!"

Also, I feel bad for him. He must've been really fucked up. No one deserves to get their dick cut off.

[Lbelle]

but he didn't get his dick chopped off, he chopped it off himself

[Metah]

.................................................. ..........Yeah? And? I don't recall saying he didn't cut his own dick off. It still doesn't change it that nobody deserves to have their dick cut off.