Best "I quit" act:
Friend of mine quit Denny's after having non-stop problems with management. So he made a nice letter of resignation and all, set the date.... then on his last day skipped down the isles throwing pickles like confetti all the way out to the door ;x
Mebbe it's one of those "you had to of been there" things.. but hey, we'll always have the infamous pickle incident of 1999.
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