Michelle Rodriguez is A LESBIAN

[Septimus]

I don't really believe there is a such thing as a lesbian.

I've banged more lesbians than straight girls.

The ones found on the campus of colleges do not count, the "Four Year Syndrome" is quite real. Generally, the loudest ones are straight girls who are pretending to be lesbians for attention, to rebel, because it is trendy, etc.

It's funny, I remember this one super-militant wymobin who counted every quota and hated all men from my college. It was rather funny to see her sporting a husband and baby a few years after she graduated. Male oppressors indeed.

[Elcura]

I don't really believe there is a such thing as a lesbian.

I've banged more lesbians than straight girls.

It's funny, I remember this one super-militant wymobin who counted every quota and hated all men from my college. It was rather funny to see her sporting a husband and baby a few years after she graduated. Male oppressors indeed.

Those ARE the latest accessories don't you know.

[Septimus]

I don't really believe there is a such thing as a lesbian.

I've banged more lesbians than straight girls.

It's funny, I remember this one super-militant wymobin who counted every quota and hated all men from my college. It was rather funny to see her sporting a husband and baby a few years after she graduated. Male oppressors indeed.

Those ARE the latest accessories don't you know.

No no. Babies from Africa are still the new trend, although it is cooling off, once Mags picks up her second one from there the trend will be passé. All the real trend setters are heading to Argentina for their fashion accessories.

[Kuya]

Whats with all the Lbelle hate anyway? Last time i checked, she wasn't Hilary Clinton.

[Fryte]

She's a Gator. And everyone hates a winner.

[Devek]

I don't really believe there is a such thing as a lesbian.

I've banged more lesbians than straight girls.

The ones found on the campus of colleges do not count, the "Four Year Syndrome" is quite real. Generally, the loudest ones are straight girls who are pretending to be lesbians for attention, to rebel, because it is trendy, etc.

It's funny, I remember this one super-militant wymobin who counted every quota and hated all men from my college. It was rather funny to see her sporting a husband and baby a few years after she graduated. Male oppressors indeed.

When I was 16 I spent some time working on a farm in Montana. They would have a penned in area where there would be about 20 cows and 1 bull and when the bull was done "servicing" all the cows they would put 20 different cows in there. However that bull was just one man and it would take him awhile to get to all the cows.

Occasionally the cows would mount each other in a sexual manner and us guys thought that was funny as shit. They would only do it in the presence of a bull and never do it out in the field. They are not lesbian cows.. it is just their way of telling the bull "Hey! I'm horny!" and it does turn the bull on.

This experience gave me an amazing amount of insight into how human females work

[Huggo]

God, I so saw this coming. Now I get to say "I told you so" to SO MANY PEOPLE!

[Demosthenes]

yeah we all saw it coming but if she ever asked to ride my dick, I'd say yes. I am also drunk right now so I might actually be impaired or some shit.