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    Paris Hilton going to jail

    http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn...Ec9H2kH9SAo9EF
    Please, please, please, do not let her get out of this. Pretty, pretty, please.

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    She'll just slip her skinny bitch ass through the bars.

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    All people who drive drunk are trash and belong in prison IMHO.

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    Why does the media pay so much attention to Paris? Wtf has she ever done other then being born into wealth?

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    Shes fucked up a lot, very publicly. Quite literally too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier
    Shes fucked everything too.

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    Just let her get off the hook; next time pray she kills herself in her next drunk driving spree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ddz
    Just let her get off the hook; next time pray she kills herself in her next drunk driving spree
    Along with an innocent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dietvanillapepsi
    Quote Originally Posted by Ddz
    Just let her get off the hook; next time pray she kills herself in her next drunk driving spree
    Along with an innocent.
    Sacrifices must be made for the greater good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro
    Quote Originally Posted by dietvanillapepsi
    Quote Originally Posted by Ddz
    Just let her get off the hook; next time pray she kills herself in her next drunk driving spree
    Along with an innocent.
    Sacrifices must be made for the greater good.
    I was hoping telephone pole but you're right :/ anyways I think when you draw so much attention to yourself publicly, you deserve be singled out when it comes to shit like this. Drunk biddy needs to go to real jail and learn....what is this, strike 3? lol

    and wtf at her mom piping up in court, what a tool. send her along with her drunk ass daughter imo

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    </3 Paris. SHes a spoiled ditz. to bad natural selection didnt take place while she was driving drunk.

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    "To sentence Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail is inappropriate and borders on ludicrous. It is clear that she has been selectively targeted for prosecution for who she is.

    Yeah cause we would all get only 45 days in prison for something like this. I wish she was getting a longer sentance and this one will probably be knocked down to like 2 days house arrest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arlania
    "To sentence Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail is inappropriate and borders on ludicrous. It is clear that she has been selectively targeted for prosecution for who she is.

    Yeah cause we would all get only 45 days in prison for something like this. I wish she was getting a longer sentance and this one will probably be knocked down to like 2 days house arrest.
    It's already been cut in half from a 90 day sentence which most of us would get in this case

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marsala
    </3 Paris. SHes a spoiled ditz. to bad natural selection didnt take place while she was driving drunk.
    She's a stuck up drunk celebrity, if she ever does get into a serious car crash I guarantee you she'll be driving a titanium reinforced pink hummer plowing through a shoddy school bus full of nuns.

    She will be completely unharmed of course, and I'm sure it will be a very traumatic experience for her. Probably hire someone to write a book about it.

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    Waiting for the news about her being raped by Burtha, and then being killed by Bernice.

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    I suspect she's going to fork over a few dollars to avoid Burtha and Bernice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weeks
    I suspect she's going to fork over a few dollars to avoid Burtha and Bernice.
    lol looks like a nice vacation from work

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    “I am aware that this is considered to be a five-star Hilton..." oh the irony.

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    Being rich in California must be great.

    Not only will they never convict you.. if they do you can spend time someplace that has cellphone, internet access, and three hot meals.

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    I'd say she's be going to a pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but I'm afraid no one would want to touch that.

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