Paris Hilton going to jail

[Xavier]

Waiting for the news about her being raped by Burtha, and then being killed by Bernice.

I don't know about being killed by Bernice, but I can certainly see her being raped by Burtha...on film...and selling the film for money...

[Eaglestrike]

Waiting for the news about her being raped by Burtha, and then being killed by Bernice.

I don't know about being killed by Bernice, but I can certainly see her being raped by Burtha...on film...and selling the film for money...

Who would be selling it, Burtha or Paris?

[Xavier]

Who cares, lol.

[divisortheory]

All people who drive drunk are trash and belong in prison IMHO.

Murderers belong in prison.

Drunk drivers just need to wear electonic breath monitors that can automatically signal their probation officer.

[Remyo]

I detest her existence, so I'd rather pay to watch the snuff film of her getting shived by bernice.

[Devek]

All people who drive drunk are trash and belong in prison IMHO.

Murderers belong in prison.

Drunk drivers just need to wear electonic breath monitors that can automatically signal their probation officer.

In 2005 16,692 people were killed by murder, 16,885 people were killed by drunk driving.

Drunk drivers are a greater threat to your freedom to live than murders.

[Xavier]

All people who drive drunk are trash and belong in prison IMHO.

Murderers belong in prison.

Drunk drivers just need to wear electonic breath monitors that can automatically signal their probation officer.

In 2005 16,692 people were killed by murder, 16,885 people were killed by drunk driving.

Drunk drivers are a greater threat to your freedom to live than murders.

I'm pretty sure that at the point you kill someone from being a drunk driver, you qualify as a murderer. I think he just meant that people who get caught driving drunk need to be educated and not incarcerated, because they're reckless but haven't killed anyone.

[Kurp]

Educate them in prison.

[Devek]

I'm pretty sure that at the point you kill someone from being a drunk driver, you qualify as a murderer. I think he just meant that people who get caught driving drunk need to be educated and not incarcerated, because they're reckless but haven't killed anyone.

By that logic if I fire a gun into a crowd of people with my eyes closed and no one actually dies I should be educated and not incarcerated.

[Melena]

All people who drive drunk are trash and belong in prison IMHO.

Murderers belong in prison.

Drunk drivers just need to wear electonic breath monitors that can automatically signal their probation officer.

In 2005 16,692 people were killed by murder, 16,885 people were killed by drunk driving.

Drunk drivers are a greater threat to your freedom to live than murders.

I'm pretty sure that at the point you kill someone from being a drunk driver, you qualify as a murderer. I think he just meant that people who get caught driving drunk need to be educated and not incarcerated, because they're reckless but haven't killed anyone.

My uncle has two dui's on his record (never hit anyone) despite being caught twice, having two cars totaled by being hit by drunk drivers (one parked in front of our house, and yes i have pictures) he hasn't learned his lesson yet. and I'm pretty positive there are other drunks out there who haven't killed anyone yet and on there third, fourth, fifth + slaps on the wrists. Personally the whore always went around thinking she was above everything and the law, and well now she's going to a place where the gutter slut can mingle with the gutter trash

[MikedeeFenrir]

</3 Paris. SHes a spoiled ditz. to bad natural selection didnt take place while she was driving drunk.

She's a stuck up drunk celebrity, if she ever does get into a serious car crash I guarantee you she'll be driving a titanium reinforced pink hummer plowing through a shoddy school bus full of nuns.

She will be completely unharmed of course, and I'm sure it will be a very traumatic experience for her. Probably hire someone to write a book about it.

Like me when I went to court for my DWI. 6 months probation, rehab, and 30 hours of volunteer work. My book comes out next month btw.

[The Blackrose]

</3 Paris. SHes a spoiled ditz. to bad natural selection didnt take place while she was driving drunk.

She's a stuck up drunk celebrity, if she ever does get into a serious car crash I guarantee you she'll be driving a titanium reinforced pink hummer plowing through a shoddy school bus full of nuns.

She will be completely unharmed of course, and I'm sure it will be a very traumatic experience for her. Probably hire someone to write a book about it.

Like me when I went to court for my DWI. 6 months probation, rehab, and 30 hours of volunteer work. My book comes out next month btw.

Is it a detailed How-To?

[MikedeeFenrir]

</3 Paris. SHes a spoiled ditz. to bad natural selection didnt take place while she was driving drunk.

She's a stuck up drunk celebrity, if she ever does get into a serious car crash I guarantee you she'll be driving a titanium reinforced pink hummer plowing through a shoddy school bus full of nuns.

She will be completely unharmed of course, and I'm sure it will be a very traumatic experience for her. Probably hire someone to write a book about it.

Like me when I went to court for my DWI. 6 months probation, rehab, and 30 hours of volunteer work. My book comes out next month btw.

Is it a detailed How-To?

Yah, get a ride home when you go out.

[Charla]

threadjack: where is your sig from mikedee?

[MikedeeFenrir]

threadjack: where is your sig from mikedee?

.hack GU PT 2 comes out tuesday

[Howard Roark]

celebrities don't go to jail

that was my first thought, just waiting for her to not serve any time

[Elmer the Pointy]

celebrities don't go to jail

that was my first thought, just waiting for her to not serve any time

When the Simpsons used to be funny, they had a great Broadway parody about that starring Charlie Sheen.


Judge: How do you find the defendant?
Juryman: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent.
Man: Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent.
Jury: Drinking and driving, narcotic possession.
Man 2: And that's just page one of his ten page confession!
Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
But this is LA and you're rich and famous!



END SCENE

[Kuya]

threadjack: where is your sig from mikedee?

.hack GU PT 2 comes out tuesday

sweet, about fucking time, jesus.

[Lost]

All people who drive drunk are trash and belong in prison IMHO.

Murderers belong in prison.

Drunk drivers just need to wear electonic breath monitors that can automatically signal their probation officer.

Hey, why don't you tell that to ken. Im sure he'd like that idea.

[Intense]

</3 Paris. SHes a spoiled ditz. to bad natural selection didnt take place while she was driving drunk.

She's a stuck up drunk celebrity, if she ever does get into a serious car crash I guarantee you she'll be driving a titanium reinforced pink hummer plowing through a shoddy school bus full of nuns.

She will be completely unharmed of course, and I'm sure it will be a very traumatic experience for her. Probably hire someone to write a book about it.

Like me when I went to court for my DWI. 6 months probation, rehab, and 30 hours of volunteer work. My book comes out next month btw.

Is it a detailed How-To?

Yah, get a ride home when you go out.

It took you all that to come to this conclusion?