Third State of the Yinion

[Daahan]

Greetings all my wonderful and faithful Yinninites.

It has been quite a long time since The Three Popes of Yin have come together to deliver a State of the Yinion. Much has happened since the second State of the Yinion; however, I will try to keep this as brief yet informative as possible so all you wonderful Yinninites can continue to bless the world with your honorable presence.

The first matter at hand is to announce the updated Council of Yin membership. A few new titles have been granted and a small contingent of new council members have been added since our last state of the Yinion.

God Yin
Prophet Xavier
Princess Nikkei
First Pope Daahan
Second Pope Rocl
Third Pope Shiznicle
High Priest Septimus
Sr. Commander Xyzor
Holy Hero Epical
Temple Guardian Alleya
Assault Tactican Rykoshet
Atomos Admiral Aurik
Pew Master Kuno
Court Tarutaru Elmer the Pointy
Golden Steed Tearshang
Court Musician Warthog
Altar Boy Tonko
Papal Escort Elphaba
Papal Escort Bratt
Papal Escort Ksandra
Papal Escort Lbelle

We are proud to present the newest members of the Council: Papal Escorts Elphaba, Bratt, Ksandra, and Lbelle. These women are not only the lovely women that escort the Three Popes of Yin wherever they go; that is, they are also the most elite bodyguard warriors to walk the planet. Do not let their stunning presence fool you; they will smite you if need be.

As of right now, Council of Yin membership is closed. We believe we have enough council members to help govern and facilitate the holy ways of the Church of Yin. However, please do not let that discourage you from not doing great and magnanimous deeds. The Church of Yin will still recognize all moral greatness and magnanimity.

With that being said, several members of the forums have recently caught the attention of the Council of Yin and we would formally like to extend our hands to them and bless them with the standing of Honorary Yinninites. Those esteemed people are:

Fallso
Kuya
Khamsin
Huggo

Congratulations and we are proud of your hard and noble work on these forums and are delighted to call you Yinninites.

The next matter of discussion is a brief one and it is about the wonderful Spam Forums that have been given to us by Sonomaa. The Church of Yin encourages the use of the Spam Forums to bring delightful humor and discussion to these forums. That is what they are there for, so please utilize them.

The Church of Yin is extremely delighted to view the success and popularity of Rocl talk; initiated by our very own Second Pope of Yin, Rocl. Due to the wonderful popularity of Rocl talk, we ask you to look forward to exciting and new installments of Rocl talk. Many new people shall be interviewed and the discussions shall be informative and entertaining. It's our way of saying thanks to all the loyal Yinninites.

The last main matter at hand is that of the BlueGartr Forums Art Contest. This is yet another activity that has the full support of the Church of Yin. We encourage all the people that have artful talent to enter the contest and show the community their work. As mentioned in a previous thread, the winner of the Art Contest will be granted a seat in the Council of Yin. Work hard and good luck!

My faithful Yinninites, our numbers are growing and the word of Yin is being spread across the land. There can never be too many Yinninites. As your first Pope, I implore you not to be swayed by the evil words of the Sendohnians. Let Yin guide you on your path to honor, intelligence, goodness, strength, and moral perseverance. If you choose to walk with Yin, then you shall never be led astray.

Praise be to Yin

Pope Daahan I of the Church of Yin

in conjunction with:

Pope Rocl II of the Church of Yin
Pope Shiznicle III of the Church of Yin

[Vobent]

Praise be to yin

[Kuya]

O blessed be ye O Church of Yin, and praise be to ye Pope Daahan for this glorious speech and humbleing me with thine wise recognition.

[Xavier]

Our Yin, is an awesome Yin!!

[Tajin]

How come Sonomaa is Yin-less? or rather, not part of the church?

[Daahan]

How come Sonomaa is Yin-less? or rather, not part of the church?

Sonomaa has shown no interest in joining the Church of Yin and we respect his decision.

However, the Church thanks him for these wonderful forums.

[BRP]

Papal Escorts Elphaba

Tsk, tsk, tsk, don't you know? She has a dick.


And I lost my status as Exiled/Excommunicated? Where did that list go?

[Volken]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8c1f5c979c.jpg

[ozz]

Papal Escorts Elphaba

Tsk, tsk, tsk, don't you know? She has a dick.

and stage...4 staff?

[Mysterio]

Elphaba has nice tits apparently.

[Meriandle]

I... I have failed my god this day. A loyal follower of Yin should testify to others and spread the good news, news of a robot free world, yet I have been found unworthy.

Very un-BUCE MAXIMO...

/ritualistic suicide

[Vobent]

O blessed be ye O Church of Yin, and praise be to ye Pope Daahan for this glorious speech and humbleing me with thine wise recognition.

Cho-rific.

[MF Perm]

Elphaba has nice tits apparently.

pics or stfu

[Sonomaa]

I know Yins secret, thus I have no wishes to join the church. I subscribe to the Temple of the Clawrar

[Ksandra]

w00t let there be rejoicing and spankings all around.

[Kytele]

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIIN.

http://www.sbfilmfestival.org/blog/u...rp2-730186.jpg

[Rocl]

o lawd

[Ryko]

YOUR SOUL IS MINE

[Rocl]

REMEMBER FOLKS IN THE FUTURE THE PAPAL ESCORTS HAVE BEEN DISBANED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

[Obev]

Is this the future? Oh god, hold me, I'm scared.