Need food...

[Ikith]

Ok bg so I want to cook but I'm really shitty at it so I wanted some suggestions on what to cook... Pasta sounds good so what should I add into it?

I have:
A bunch of spices
Spaghetti Noodles
No spaghetti sauce

Please help bg!

[Vandole]

piss in it, cause that's what its gonna taste like anyway.
oh, take pics too. should be worth a laugh.

[Lbelle]

piss in it, cause that's what its gonna taste like anyway.
oh, take pics too. should be worth a laugh.

fucking rofl

[Ikith]

piss in it, cause that's what its gonna taste like anyway.
oh, take pics too. should be worth a laugh.

i hate u

[Vandole]

piss in it, cause that's what its gonna taste like anyway.
oh, take pics too. should be worth a laugh.

i hate u

im aware of this.

Dark Mist XI (2:40:02 AM): i haet u
Dangerous Nappy (2:39:21 AM): pwnt
Dark Mist XI (2:40:29 AM): n ur ava looks like hes stairing into my soul

kinda told me you hated me before you made that post buddy.

[Ikith]

piss in it, cause that's what its gonna taste like anyway.
oh, take pics too. should be worth a laugh.

i hate u

im aware of this.

Dark Mist XI (2:40:02 AM): i haet u
Dangerous Nappy (2:39:21 AM): pwnt
Dark Mist XI (2:40:29 AM): n ur ava looks like hes stairing into my soul

0-0 ur mean

[Tricen]

What kind of spices and what other stuff do you have in the fridge+cupboard?

[Ikith]

Garlic pepper, sage, rosmary, dilweed, mustard(the spice), some butter, some garlic spread, the whole cupboard is filled with spices...

[Tricen]

Hmm... What stuff is in the fridge?

[Ikith]

Butter, Garlic Spread, some salad dressings like italian and fat free ranch but really nothing else.

[Tricen]

Cook some spaghetti up just raw, drain it and stuff. Put it on a plate and put a chunk of butter on it, and if you like Italian sauce go for it. I like spaghetti by itself with butter, very good. Put a little garlic on it for goodness.

[Ikith]

ty

[Tricen]

Lemme know how it goes <_<

[Akiyama]

I'm hungry too and I'm out of stuff I can cook. Oh.. and


BERRIES AND CREAM! BERRIES AND CREAM! <insertrandomgaybanter> Beerrriiieees and creeeeeeeeam.

/endretardedness

[Vandole]

so.. how was it? >.>

[Ikith]

It was actually... Kinda good... I was starving so yeah. Normally butter + spagetti + a lil garlic wouldn't be high on my priorities of food but... Yeah thanks !

[Serra]

If ya have butter, flour, and milk, there's a pretty simple sauce you can make.

Warm a quart of milk to about room temperature or so. Melt 1 stick of butter in a sauce pan, then add in 1/2 cup of flour. Stir it with a whisk for about two minutes/until it's doughy. Add some milk to it, to get everything the same temp. Once it's blended, you can add the rest of the milk to it. Let it thicken a bit while continuing to whisk over 10 mins. Add some salt, pepper, and nutmeg to it, and it should be done~

Saw it on food network a few weeks back, made it later that week and it turned out alright~

[coronamad]

Get some fresh garlic, break off a clove or two, slice and dice it into itty bitty pieces. About a tablespoon of olive oil in a small frying pan, roast your garlic in that until a little brown. In two separate pots, heat up water in one for whatever pasta (preferrably some sort of smaller pasta, like bowties or ziti, but long noodles are okay), and in another, some broccoli. Heat the broccoli until it's tender yet still a tad firm, drain water. Broccoli in a small bowl, slice and dice with a knife until it's in smaller pieces. Drain water from pasta when tender to your liking, pour pasta into a large serving bowl. Put broccoli on top of the pasta, and then add the roasted garlic and maybe another splash of olive oil. You don't want it too wet, just enough to coat the pasta evenly. Mix it all up. Can add grilled chicken if you want. Seve on plate, preferrably with some shredded romano or parmesan or whatever cheese you want. Enjoy!

[Maguspk]

wtf are all you people telling him to do all this complicated shit for.

The guy stated he can't even cook but wants to or something so keep it simple. As he cooks more often he'll learn how to add stuff, cooking isn't something you can do the first time perfect without really good directions you learn everytime you do it.

As for spaghetti, it's really easy, or any pasta for that matter. For spaghetti you just take a handful and put it into boiling water, let it boil, don't let it stick to the bottom of the pan if your pan is old and stuff that happens. After about 10 minutes, this goes for also every pasta except Angel Hair which is like 4 minutes, take it off the burner and drain it. Have a bowl ready, and but a good amount of margerine into it and then put the pasta on top of it. It will melt fast, in about 1 minutes give it a stir and you're done. Then add w/e sauce you want, then add some parmesean cheese and you're done.

I just moved into my own apartment and I've been making pasta like 3 times a week, it's not hard at all and I've gotten creative. This past week I cut up slices of ham and put them into a frying pan and got them brown and then added that to the penne I had made with alfredo sauce. It was pretty gewd. I have some shrimp that I need to cook too but I think I'm going to make fried rice with it which is also easy.

Google: ____ Recipe
You'll get all the results you need to prepare your favorite foods with great directions. That's how I'm going to make my fried rice. Making my rice tonight then the fried rice on wednesday since Tuesday I'm going to a show and by then the rice will be 2 days old.

P.S. Garlic Bread is realllllly easy to make just get some from the frozen section of your local store and preheat your oven to like 425 and let it cook until the cheese is melted and the sides are browned how you like it. Goes perfect with the pasta.

[Iono]

piss in it, cause that's what its gonna taste like anyway.
oh, take pics too. should be worth a laugh.

You want to see pictures of him taking a piss in it?