Testicle Ninja'd

[Mulligan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

this made my balls hurt

[Octavious]

Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

The testicle was almost swallowed, yet effort was given to reattach it...? Just...wow

[Huggo]

I felt I didn't have to read anymore after the headline. lol. I've seen way too many gross news stories that make my crotch tingle in fear lately.

[Obev]

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

"I'm the victim, it's going to cause me much anguish forever"? Wut?

[Moosey]

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

"I'm the victim, it's going to cause me much anguish forever"? Wut?

nah...cuz people do that all the time


It hurts to read about this kind of stuff

[Kuya]

What a bich lol.

[Bwelch]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Internet's over. Everyone go home.

[Natallon]

ouch D:

[Devek]

"I am in no way a violent person."

Further proof that women can't tell the truth, ever.

[Septimus]

My soul hurts and I haven't even read the article. Yet another reason to go gay.

[Khamsin]

My soul hurts and I haven't even read the article. Yet another reason to go gay.

Because if a man ever tried that, you could just take one of his in return.

[Devek]

On the flip side.. it would hurt more to have one of your ovaries ripped out by hand.

[Kuya]

On the flip side.. it would hurt more to have one of your ovaries ripped out by hand.

THEY'RE JUST GONNA SAY CHILDBIRTH HURTS MORE THAN GETTING A TESTICLE RIPPED OUT TO WIN AN ARGUMENT ANYWAY.

Since childbirth is basicaly how they win all the arguments.

"why do i have to drive pay for that car?"

"Childbirth"

[Perfect Night]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

What a friend >__>

[Devek]

On the flip side.. it would hurt more to have one of your ovaries ripped out by hand.

THEY'RE JUST GONNA SAY CHILDBIRTH HURTS MORE THAN GETTING A TESTICLE RIPPED OUT TO WIN AN ARGUMENT ANYWAY.

Women that have gone through child birth and kidney stones usually say that kidney stones hurt more.

Though childbirth doesn't really hurt thanks to modern medicine. Only totally neurotic women do it the natural way anymore IMHO and trying to argue with crazy insane people is pretty stupid.

[Ddz]

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[Priran]

opened this thread hoping to see a testicle that was also a ninja


you disappoint me

[Rocl]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

What a friend >__>

Well what would you do?

[Doombard]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

What a friend >__>

Well what would you do?

Scribble on him with sharpie when he passes out from the pain?

[Metah]

"I am in no way a violent person."

Further proof that women can't tell the truth, ever.

I see somebody still has some problems