Testicle Ninja'd

[Zhais]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

What a friend >__>

Well what would you do?

Scribble on him with sharpie when he passes out from the pain?

Write his name on the testicle and leave it beside him to find when he wakes up.


God that story hurts

[Ziegus]

opened this thread hoping to see a testicle that was also a ninja


you disappoint me

I was expecting a story about a guy waking up in a tub of ice with his balls missing. The actual story was alot worse. =/